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quaqué
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
THE FILES, DUKE

THE FILES!
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
AI is a killjoy narc
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I hort myself today…
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Standing in line for 5 hours at the Antiques Roadshow so I can get this appraised accurately
September 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Crash Rules Everything Around Me
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
August 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
call it
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
July 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
July 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
May 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mouth is my favorite pokemon
May 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
May 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
May 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
May 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
as far back as I can remember, I always wanted 2B A Pokemon Master
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
March 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
satan was my father’s name

please, call me
March 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Name’s Awesome. Tony Awesome
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There’s an open seat with these guys
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
LEAKED - confidential #whitehouse memo
February 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM