15 years ago the harshest burn was to call someone a formerly gifted child
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
15 years ago the harshest burn was to call someone a formerly gifted child
there should be a podcast where dudes talk about movies from 35 years ago
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
there should be a podcast where dudes talk about movies from 35 years ago
According to eyewitness testimony, the alleged perpetrator was seen grinching off on the floor of this airport bathroom
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
According to eyewitness testimony, the alleged perpetrator was seen grinching off on the floor of this airport bathroom
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you're a [long bleep] mr. grinch
August 10, 2024 at 9:45 AM
you're a [long bleep] mr. grinch
My uncle who works for Nintendo told me the piranha plant got dutch elm disease
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My uncle who works for Nintendo told me the piranha plant got dutch elm disease
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texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
ah, nevertheless
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ah, nevertheless
THE FILES, DUKE
THE FILES!
THE FILES!
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
THE FILES, DUKE
THE FILES!
THE FILES!
*scottish highlander voice*
kraft macaroni and cheese
kraft macaroni and cheese
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
*scottish highlander voice*
kraft macaroni and cheese
kraft macaroni and cheese
Jack skelleton is aware of kentucky
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Jack skelleton is aware of kentucky
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[mechanic voice]
That right there's your problem
That right there's your problem
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[mechanic voice]
That right there's your problem
That right there's your problem
telling ChatGPT to read the room
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
telling ChatGPT to read the room
going “mmmm, pretty sure I’m right” after every wrong jeopardy answer
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
going “mmmm, pretty sure I’m right” after every wrong jeopardy answer
I’m telling you Jack skellington had groupies man
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m telling you Jack skellington had groupies man
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Sometimes the new content in a franchise will be bad. And I'll say ooh I hate the direction this franchise is going! Ah my franchise! But then later they'll restore the franchise. The corporation will restore the franchise, and I'll have new merchandise I can buy to support my franchise
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes the new content in a franchise will be bad. And I'll say ooh I hate the direction this franchise is going! Ah my franchise! But then later they'll restore the franchise. The corporation will restore the franchise, and I'll have new merchandise I can buy to support my franchise
Antiques Chodeshow
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Antiques Chodeshow
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I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent
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it would be so scary if babies had really deep voices
November 26, 2024 at 11:54 PM
it would be so scary if babies had really deep voices
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there's a little known belushi brother named jimpy. he communicates in clicks and whistles and he's partially translucent
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
there's a little known belushi brother named jimpy. he communicates in clicks and whistles and he's partially translucent
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Nobody is getting banned for trash talking Dick Cheney because none of the Bluesky admins are old enough to know who he is or smart enough to know why he's irrelevant
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nobody is getting banned for trash talking Dick Cheney because none of the Bluesky admins are old enough to know who he is or smart enough to know why he's irrelevant
Be right with you, just need to rate my Zoom call experience real quick
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Be right with you, just need to rate my Zoom call experience real quick