Idiot Kitchen
@idiotkitchen.bsky.social
I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
Sauce is a word for cowards who find "sludge" and "slime" unappetizing
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sauce is a word for cowards who find "sludge" and "slime" unappetizing
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There's nothing quite like entering a quiet room, giving everyone a nasty, withering look, and then just walking out
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There's nothing quite like entering a quiet room, giving everyone a nasty, withering look, and then just walking out
If you befriend a metal band, be aware that they will make you climb up a huge water tower with a big rubber bat under your arm
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you befriend a metal band, be aware that they will make you climb up a huge water tower with a big rubber bat under your arm
I'm beginning to think you're a crunchy tuber
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm beginning to think you're a crunchy tuber
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Me in my cups at the undercity tavern: haha fuck yeah! Yes!!
Me getting bludgeoned by vagabonds for my rare items: this sucks! what the fuck!
Me getting bludgeoned by vagabonds for my rare items: this sucks! what the fuck!
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me in my cups at the undercity tavern: haha fuck yeah! Yes!!
Me getting bludgeoned by vagabonds for my rare items: this sucks! what the fuck!
Me getting bludgeoned by vagabonds for my rare items: this sucks! what the fuck!
Got kicked out and court marshaled for belching in the Chamber of Delicate Whispers
I didn't know there was a damn rule about it
I didn't know there was a damn rule about it
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got kicked out and court marshaled for belching in the Chamber of Delicate Whispers
I didn't know there was a damn rule about it
I didn't know there was a damn rule about it
I have committed INNUMERABLE POOP CRIMES
and I am UNREPENTANT
they WILL NOT find me
society WILL NOT have justice
and I am UNREPENTANT
they WILL NOT find me
society WILL NOT have justice
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have committed INNUMERABLE POOP CRIMES
and I am UNREPENTANT
they WILL NOT find me
society WILL NOT have justice
and I am UNREPENTANT
they WILL NOT find me
society WILL NOT have justice
I hope this email finds you before I do
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I hope this email finds you before I do
Got a PlayMobil guy stuck up my ass, but too embarrassed to tell the other kids I was playing with PlayMobil instead of Lego so I haven't told anybody yet
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Got a PlayMobil guy stuck up my ass, but too embarrassed to tell the other kids I was playing with PlayMobil instead of Lego so I haven't told anybody yet
I'm gonna squeeze you until you shit
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm gonna squeeze you until you shit
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must feel so good to kill one of those big M&M guys just crushing their candy shell in your hands, seeing the chocolate inside leak out, knowing they go to hell when they die
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
must feel so good to kill one of those big M&M guys just crushing their candy shell in your hands, seeing the chocolate inside leak out, knowing they go to hell when they die
Tired of these villains sneaking in and slurping up all my potassium
December 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tired of these villains sneaking in and slurping up all my potassium
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The Sega Saturn 3D controller lives in my head rent free.
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Sega Saturn 3D controller lives in my head rent free.
Taking courses to obtain a certificate in loitering
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Taking courses to obtain a certificate in loitering
Flogged and mogged 😏
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Flogged and mogged 😏
Sporting various Apparel and Accessories at angles both Jaunty and Gauche
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sporting various Apparel and Accessories at angles both Jaunty and Gauche
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Headed to the aminal shelter to look at the pup darling boys
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Headed to the aminal shelter to look at the pup darling boys
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Fuck you jim Davis
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fuck you jim Davis
Oh yeah, that's Gluggy. He can't tell right from wrong
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh yeah, that's Gluggy. He can't tell right from wrong
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a nice coaled beer
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
a nice coaled beer
wishing you sincere but generic holiday platitudes
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
wishing you sincere but generic holiday platitudes