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Idiot Kitchen
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I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
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Tiny dawg at da animal shelter but there's a sign that says "WILL BITE" like the lil homie is small af but vicious apparently
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Pictures of a cyclist at beginning and end destinations; the caption says "Guy Spends 36 Days Cycling From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek" and the guy looks rather pleased about it
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A bottle of Aunt Jemima (RIP) pancake syrup and a bottle of Sprite with the caption "finna sip this pain away 😔💔❤️‍🩹"
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Pair of bumper stickers that read "Gatorade should be thicker" and "I ♥️ aging and dying"
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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grocery store self-checkout screen where the user has egregiously misspelled the word "onion" as "unnyen" The caption reads "Everywhere I go be some damn spelling be... 🤦‍♂️"
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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BEWARE OF BRED DONT USE FIRE HE WILL GET STRONGER AND BIGGER
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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five glasses of milk. Two are on their sides but somehow don't spill. A mystery
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Jerry is examining a slip of paper, which has "i^2 = -1" written on it. George, looking on (with "Euler" marked on his forehead) quips, "Made it up."
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A man in a Cup Noodles mascot atones for his crimes. He has been forced to shovel the snow in front of the Cup Noodles museum.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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An entire 100 banger of Pizza Rolls in the dryer with the caption "Bro really put 300 pizza rolls in THE DRYER and said 'give em 10 minutes' 😭😭"
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Two crudely shaped paper figures lying on a carpet have been crushed. A claw hammer poised above them threatens to swing down on them. The caption says, "when customers are mean to me I make dolls out of them out of receipt paper and take them home and beat them with hammers"
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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picture of a pair of crocs sculpted from chocolate chip cookie dough with the caption "imagine hating me and I'm at home in my cookie crocs"
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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cursed photoshop of a tree viewed from the roots with human eyes and a mouth added to its trunk. A look of placid smugness adorns its features. Its exultant branches are heavy with cans of Mug rootbeer. The caption reads, "You're barkin up the right tree, son..."
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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A pierogi having its lips fastened together with 1/16" philips head screws
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM