lobed figlet
@carpetbenzo.bsky.social
word salad ditch witch and 10/10 muddiest goose
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=a_birdfriend&verifiable=any
https://archiveofourown.org/users/a_birdfriend/works
https://abirdfriend.wixsite.com/dream-flesh
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=a_birdfriend&verifiable=any
https://archiveofourown.org/users/a_birdfriend/works
https://abirdfriend.wixsite.com/dream-flesh
languidcleric420: icould give you my hot medical tea ?
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
languidcleric420: icould give you my hot medical tea ?
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
cottagecore straight edge dwarf. say that five times fast
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
cottagecore straight edge dwarf. say that five times fast
you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water. you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water but im not alowed to do aboutit, because there telling me i need to hang my clothes in rainbow order.
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water. you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water but im not alowed to do aboutit, because there telling me i need to hang my clothes in rainbow order.
the chimp of bedlam, Jimbon du Capisce, has sent me a flan made of stem cells<3
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 AM
the chimp of bedlam, Jimbon du Capisce, has sent me a flan made of stem cells<3
back when the celestials used to give me wet food id say stuff like maildaddy.lucidlucidlucidlucidlucidlucid
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 AM
back when the celestials used to give me wet food id say stuff like maildaddy.lucidlucidlucidlucidlucidlucid
been a while since ive posted about my sack of wonders. cuz it's been drained by the celestials ive turned my smooth back to. my back is very smooth
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
been a while since ive posted about my sack of wonders. cuz it's been drained by the celestials ive turned my smooth back to. my back is very smooth
Les Stroud to camera: just dipped my ass in this mountain stream to get a little cold ass going. this will keep me awake for the miles i need to cover today
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Les Stroud to camera: just dipped my ass in this mountain stream to get a little cold ass going. this will keep me awake for the miles i need to cover today
living ball of trash: de-grease that mug down the middle_of and I'll grant thee a boon .
me: cant im italian
me: cant im italian
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
living ball of trash: de-grease that mug down the middle_of and I'll grant thee a boon .
me: cant im italian
me: cant im italian
damn ! im in some sort of simulation !
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
damn ! im in some sort of simulation !
DJ Nazzty Energetix: my extended mix has been mixed and now they will all have it for power baby breakfast
Hardcress, the Cenote: they will never bump your new single in there po dunk town.
me, bumping the new single in my back water area: yo this is almost as good as mycelium or tiny native bees .
Hardcress, the Cenote: they will never bump your new single in there po dunk town.
me, bumping the new single in my back water area: yo this is almost as good as mycelium or tiny native bees .
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
DJ Nazzty Energetix: my extended mix has been mixed and now they will all have it for power baby breakfast
Hardcress, the Cenote: they will never bump your new single in there po dunk town.
me, bumping the new single in my back water area: yo this is almost as good as mycelium or tiny native bees .
Hardcress, the Cenote: they will never bump your new single in there po dunk town.
me, bumping the new single in my back water area: yo this is almost as good as mycelium or tiny native bees .
my employer is a disease you catch for 8 years and Then Kill Him. Please Kill Him
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
my employer is a disease you catch for 8 years and Then Kill Him. Please Kill Him
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my friend Preworkout Explosion: they have levied spells against me, Preworkout Explosion
me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion
me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
my friend Preworkout Explosion: they have levied spells against me, Preworkout Explosion
me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion
me: i would fold you into my league of protection instantly, Preworkout Explosion
me to empty auditore : i hope you know that if any one says i am sensible in matters of state they are speaking hot bobo. i am sensible in matters of revelry. as well as Long Dark Night Of The Bro
Sorcerer Emmenarda: ...and is this 'gas leak' in the room with us right now?
Sorcerer Emmenarda: ...and is this 'gas leak' in the room with us right now?
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
me to empty auditore : i hope you know that if any one says i am sensible in matters of state they are speaking hot bobo. i am sensible in matters of revelry. as well as Long Dark Night Of The Bro
Sorcerer Emmenarda: ...and is this 'gas leak' in the room with us right now?
Sorcerer Emmenarda: ...and is this 'gas leak' in the room with us right now?
i like my comfy home. if you disan gree you can funck of .
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i like my comfy home. if you disan gree you can funck of .
elons implant aint shit
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
elons implant aint shit
theyre changing me into a house on stilts, starting with my butt
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
theyre changing me into a house on stilts, starting with my butt
the fruit body is squat mushroom
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
the fruit body is squat mushroom
they sent me on the white goose quest when i was asleep , at whichpoint jordeen& mishy came back from crawdadaðen in the crick. i shall not speculate on the small ones great ambition at this time
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
they sent me on the white goose quest when i was asleep , at whichpoint jordeen& mishy came back from crawdadaðen in the crick. i shall not speculate on the small ones great ambition at this time
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I'm coming to your organization
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm coming to your organization
in my 'scud pucket' forme, i push against something i cannot name
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
in my 'scud pucket' forme, i push against something i cannot name