gho5to
@gho5to.bsky.social
💀💀💀 The pointing skeleton posting from the dungeon. 🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. Fuk ICE. 💀💀💀
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gho5to
@gho5to.bsky.social
· Jun 24
I live and work in the dungeon. It’s a pretty good fit for me, a pointing skeleton
I’m chilling in a dank cellar thinking about my gf, she a skelepincess
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’m chilling in a dank cellar thinking about my gf, she a skelepincess
Giving a skeleton log hair would be very beautiful to me
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Giving a skeleton log hair would be very beautiful to me
Priests of forgotten deities are on their own thing
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Priests of forgotten deities are on their own thing
Somewhere in my chambers I have hidden the accursed trinket
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Somewhere in my chambers I have hidden the accursed trinket
My boss, Big Bone, needs to keep me in line as I am the snarkiest smart ass in his shadow fortress
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My boss, Big Bone, needs to keep me in line as I am the snarkiest smart ass in his shadow fortress
skeletal walkers
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
skeletal walkers
The puzzles in my dungeon reward gold and some enchanted sandals
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The puzzles in my dungeon reward gold and some enchanted sandals
The weekend status effect is wearing off
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The weekend status effect is wearing off
My skeleton will one day become a powerful wizard or fearsome cleric
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My skeleton will one day become a powerful wizard or fearsome cleric
My fucken badass friend just cast lightning at a snake. Fucker blew right up
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My fucken badass friend just cast lightning at a snake. Fucker blew right up
A goose is loose in the dungeon and all the denizens are chasing it and it keeps getting away 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A goose is loose in the dungeon and all the denizens are chasing it and it keeps getting away 😂
The music in my dungeon can be described as scary, synthy, and mild Italian
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The music in my dungeon can be described as scary, synthy, and mild Italian
Perhaps if I were to slay mighty beast
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Perhaps if I were to slay mighty beast
When falling into traps, people often say various things like “uh-oh” or “woah” or “not again!” I find this side of the business entirely charming
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
When falling into traps, people often say various things like “uh-oh” or “woah” or “not again!” I find this side of the business entirely charming
If there is a ghost in your home you need to show them the door. The trick is that ghosts don’t use regular doors, they use soul doors. This is sometimes confusing because physical locations of soul doors may overlap with a regular door. In conclusion, troubleshooting ghosts is a unique challenge
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If there is a ghost in your home you need to show them the door. The trick is that ghosts don’t use regular doors, they use soul doors. This is sometimes confusing because physical locations of soul doors may overlap with a regular door. In conclusion, troubleshooting ghosts is a unique challenge
Me and my skeleton friends had a
lovely time with you this weekend. Stop by the dungeon any time!
lovely time with you this weekend. Stop by the dungeon any time!
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me and my skeleton friends had a
lovely time with you this weekend. Stop by the dungeon any time!
lovely time with you this weekend. Stop by the dungeon any time!
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Q: How many necromancers does it take to to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question - none. They would have their skeleton thralls do it if they desired. But they would never desire it, because the dark is their cradle, their only sanctuary
A: Trick question - none. They would have their skeleton thralls do it if they desired. But they would never desire it, because the dark is their cradle, their only sanctuary
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Q: How many necromancers does it take to to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question - none. They would have their skeleton thralls do it if they desired. But they would never desire it, because the dark is their cradle, their only sanctuary
A: Trick question - none. They would have their skeleton thralls do it if they desired. But they would never desire it, because the dark is their cradle, their only sanctuary
Tha faeries putting on their “fuck your crops” boots
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Tha faeries putting on their “fuck your crops” boots
Good luck adventurers! it’s happy Halloween today
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Good luck adventurers! it’s happy Halloween today
I need to think of some spooky stuff a skeleton can say on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I need to think of some spooky stuff a skeleton can say on Halloween
The dungeon is legendarily dangerous as you go around in there
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The dungeon is legendarily dangerous as you go around in there
It was very awkward in the dungeon today but I let it roll right off my bony skeleton back. That’s what getting things done is all about.
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It was very awkward in the dungeon today but I let it roll right off my bony skeleton back. That’s what getting things done is all about.