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Leather working exists at the intersection of skin care and necromancy
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Leather working exists at the intersection of skin care and necromancy
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wore a different jacket this morning and, wouldn't you know, i found my lost sword in the left pocket
February 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
wore a different jacket this morning and, wouldn't you know, i found my lost sword in the left pocket
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
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A trade with the Devil.
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A trade with the Devil.
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this was about the coolest shit ever
January 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this was about the coolest shit ever
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I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.
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Did you know you can bake almost anything in a rectangular dish in the oven and call it a casserole? No inspector comes by with a checklist or asking to see your recipe or anything
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Did you know you can bake almost anything in a rectangular dish in the oven and call it a casserole? No inspector comes by with a checklist or asking to see your recipe or anything
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Me: Did you pass my compliments to the chef?
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
January 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me: Did you pass my compliments to the chef?
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
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tried to make a butthole joke but it came off too cheeky
January 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
tried to make a butthole joke but it came off too cheeky
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As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
September 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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this was as close to memes as we had back in the day
January 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this was as close to memes as we had back in the day
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This day in history. 1852. French educator Louis Braille died in Paris. I know he invented something but I can't remember what it is or what it's called you know, I can't quite put my finger on it.
January 6, 2024 at 10:23 AM
This day in history. 1852. French educator Louis Braille died in Paris. I know he invented something but I can't remember what it is or what it's called you know, I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Know folks were talking about them a little while back, but can confirm those Kirbys you can get for a fiver are great. But watch out
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Know folks were talking about them a little while back, but can confirm those Kirbys you can get for a fiver are great. But watch out
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THEM: i could not be more annoyed
ME: [opening my bagpipe case] we’ll see about that
ME: [opening my bagpipe case] we’ll see about that
January 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
THEM: i could not be more annoyed
ME: [opening my bagpipe case] we’ll see about that
ME: [opening my bagpipe case] we’ll see about that
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walking into a crowded bathroom and loudly stating “long time no pee”
January 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
walking into a crowded bathroom and loudly stating “long time no pee”
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MAN-VAPES™, THE VAPES FOR MEN (now in beef jerky)
January 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MAN-VAPES™, THE VAPES FOR MEN (now in beef jerky)
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Bad responses to "I love you":
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
January 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bad responses to "I love you":
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
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I don't make resolutions, ever since I discovered the two perfect ones years ago:
1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself.
2. Do what you already do, but more so.
1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself.
2. Do what you already do, but more so.
January 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don't make resolutions, ever since I discovered the two perfect ones years ago:
1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself.
2. Do what you already do, but more so.
1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself.
2. Do what you already do, but more so.
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If only we’d planned better, “ninja” would have at least one silent letter.
January 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If only we’d planned better, “ninja” would have at least one silent letter.
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The cure for writer's block is on here somewhere. Just gotta keep scrolling until I find it.
January 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The cure for writer's block is on here somewhere. Just gotta keep scrolling until I find it.