Cyber Razor Cunt
@nerdtrashjen.bsky.social
Any pronouns, I just use whatever fits the bit
Cat lover, bigot hater. The ice cream flavour monster munch would fix me but alas.
❤️@sonicyoda.bsky.social❤️
Cat lover, bigot hater. The ice cream flavour monster munch would fix me but alas.
❤️@sonicyoda.bsky.social❤️
Shifty TNG extra, one of the last survivors of a nuclear holocaust: "What do you mean? Do you think we sold out the other settlers?"
Riker, onscreen: "no of course not"
Me, whispering to Lewis: "guess what I think"
Riker, onscreen: "no of course not"
Me, whispering to Lewis: "guess what I think"
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Shifty TNG extra, one of the last survivors of a nuclear holocaust: "What do you mean? Do you think we sold out the other settlers?"
Riker, onscreen: "no of course not"
Me, whispering to Lewis: "guess what I think"
Riker, onscreen: "no of course not"
Me, whispering to Lewis: "guess what I think"
Me statistically speaking half the time
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me statistically speaking half the time
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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my favorite mario character is Princess Information
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
my favorite mario character is Princess Information
Original post cancelled Loki what are you doing
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Original post cancelled Loki what are you doing
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Woman goes to oomf. Says she's depressed. Says she's sadmaxxing.
Oomf says, 'Treatment is simple. Great footjob tranny Sally Softgrippies is in town tonight. Go and see her. She should rizz you up'
Woman bursts into tears. Says,
'But oomfie... I *am* Sally Softgrippies.'
Oomf says, 'Treatment is simple. Great footjob tranny Sally Softgrippies is in town tonight. Go and see her. She should rizz you up'
Woman bursts into tears. Says,
'But oomfie... I *am* Sally Softgrippies.'
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Woman goes to oomf. Says she's depressed. Says she's sadmaxxing.
Oomf says, 'Treatment is simple. Great footjob tranny Sally Softgrippies is in town tonight. Go and see her. She should rizz you up'
Woman bursts into tears. Says,
'But oomfie... I *am* Sally Softgrippies.'
Oomf says, 'Treatment is simple. Great footjob tranny Sally Softgrippies is in town tonight. Go and see her. She should rizz you up'
Woman bursts into tears. Says,
'But oomfie... I *am* Sally Softgrippies.'
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Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
Little endbit of my septum ring was loose on the train, tried to tighten it but couldn't figure out which way to turn, picked one and tried and it was the wrong one. Unfortunately it's the one horseshoe that I couldn't get on myself and needed Lewis' help to do it. Guess where I'm on the train from
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Little endbit of my septum ring was loose on the train, tried to tighten it but couldn't figure out which way to turn, picked one and tried and it was the wrong one. Unfortunately it's the one horseshoe that I couldn't get on myself and needed Lewis' help to do it. Guess where I'm on the train from
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Oh, you're watching the "Big Game" for the ads? How simple-minded of you, how disgustingly consumerist. Hope you enjoy your bitcoin-funded AI soda pop or whatever!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to this 30-minute Nintendo Partner Direct that concludes with a Fallout 4 port for Switch 2
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Oh, you're watching the "Big Game" for the ads? How simple-minded of you, how disgustingly consumerist. Hope you enjoy your bitcoin-funded AI soda pop or whatever!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to this 30-minute Nintendo Partner Direct that concludes with a Fallout 4 port for Switch 2
Furry Yuri got me tearing up on the train 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Furry Yuri got me tearing up on the train 🥹
Lewis put on a beloved sci-fi film which has a sod of a plot hole and I was like "wait what" and he's like yeah and expecting me to move past it and it's like if we were roleplaying in bed and I'm like "I'm jedi sith lord gynax live long and prosper" and I'd be expecting him to still be hard after
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Lewis put on a beloved sci-fi film which has a sod of a plot hole and I was like "wait what" and he's like yeah and expecting me to move past it and it's like if we were roleplaying in bed and I'm like "I'm jedi sith lord gynax live long and prosper" and I'd be expecting him to still be hard after
Watched the new rlm and Jay and Rich talking about Sam Raimi films which was great, but hearing a guy complain that a guy in the film has no agency or drive outside of the love interest who they think is the coolest even though they're pretty bland is 😙👌 delicious. How's it fucking feel.
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Watched the new rlm and Jay and Rich talking about Sam Raimi films which was great, but hearing a guy complain that a guy in the film has no agency or drive outside of the love interest who they think is the coolest even though they're pretty bland is 😙👌 delicious. How's it fucking feel.
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blaze the cat: 90 percent all women here but sometimes you find some sweet blushy boy who can't stop smiling and you just wanna paddle their ass so hard they forget their own name, know what mean
rouge the bat: oh 100 percent
amy rose: [thinking about getting spitroasted in a sephora] huh
rouge the bat: oh 100 percent
amy rose: [thinking about getting spitroasted in a sephora] huh
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
blaze the cat: 90 percent all women here but sometimes you find some sweet blushy boy who can't stop smiling and you just wanna paddle their ass so hard they forget their own name, know what mean
rouge the bat: oh 100 percent
amy rose: [thinking about getting spitroasted in a sephora] huh
rouge the bat: oh 100 percent
amy rose: [thinking about getting spitroasted in a sephora] huh
Hate how I lot of the problems I have with ACNH would theoretically be solved with getting the dlc but I've too stubborn (and a tightwad) to do it. My neighbours have basic homes and get offended when I don't offer to buy anything from their house cause nothing's for sale.
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hate how I lot of the problems I have with ACNH would theoretically be solved with getting the dlc but I've too stubborn (and a tightwad) to do it. My neighbours have basic homes and get offended when I don't offer to buy anything from their house cause nothing's for sale.
Fucked up that out of all things in the star wars universe, they left so much cool shit in the holiday special. The giant rat, the cunty holocircus, virtual porn. Like honestly Boba Fett isn't even the coolest thing there. That would be "Goodnight but not goodbye" by Bea Arthur
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Fucked up that out of all things in the star wars universe, they left so much cool shit in the holiday special. The giant rat, the cunty holocircus, virtual porn. Like honestly Boba Fett isn't even the coolest thing there. That would be "Goodnight but not goodbye" by Bea Arthur
It's Saturday so sharing a game from my collection. Absolutely loved Hotel Dusk so when I saw @minute5072.bsky.social was selling his copy of Last Window, a sequel I kept forgetting existed, I had to go for it. I love there's a sealed bit for spoilers that'll never be opened and can't wait to play!
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
It's Saturday so sharing a game from my collection. Absolutely loved Hotel Dusk so when I saw @minute5072.bsky.social was selling his copy of Last Window, a sequel I kept forgetting existed, I had to go for it. I love there's a sealed bit for spoilers that'll never be opened and can't wait to play!
Lewis is watching Rogue One so pissing him off by going "wow would you look at that. It's just like that other film (star wars)" because I'm a joyless bastard so I must ruin it for him too, that and going "many people died to bring us this information" when someone gets shot
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Lewis is watching Rogue One so pissing him off by going "wow would you look at that. It's just like that other film (star wars)" because I'm a joyless bastard so I must ruin it for him too, that and going "many people died to bring us this information" when someone gets shot
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"at least once a week i think about when alex was doing a voice for alfred chicken and kept asking danny 'are you mad at me?'"
August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"at least once a week i think about when alex was doing a voice for alfred chicken and kept asking danny 'are you mad at me?'"
There's a lot of stuff in the direct that I can go "yeah that's definitely not for me but that still looks pretty good" but I hate the "new switch 2 edition, with performance updates so it now runs at the level you expected when you got it for the switch 1 but no one said anything before you got it"
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
There's a lot of stuff in the direct that I can go "yeah that's definitely not for me but that still looks pretty good" but I hate the "new switch 2 edition, with performance updates so it now runs at the level you expected when you got it for the switch 1 but no one said anything before you got it"
Absolutely no offense but what do you mean that's what Todd Howard sounds like
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Absolutely no offense but what do you mean that's what Todd Howard sounds like
Funny to think that they made a film called Snatch and wrote a character called Bricktop and it's a completely different vibe to what it would mean now
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Funny to think that they made a film called Snatch and wrote a character called Bricktop and it's a completely different vibe to what it would mean now
ACAB does NOT include the dancing policeman from the video of Cameo's Word Up, since when faced with enforcing a law he doesn't believe in he rolls his hips, strips off his uniform and joins in the revelry
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
ACAB does NOT include the dancing policeman from the video of Cameo's Word Up, since when faced with enforcing a law he doesn't believe in he rolls his hips, strips off his uniform and joins in the revelry
Was tempted to order in tonight but was like "no, be sensible, you've got stuff in" so I cooked something which just turned out so awful all I can do now is lie in bed with a tummyache and mourn the kebab that could have been mine
a close up of a cat 's face with the words `` ok '' written below it .
Alt: Guangdong the sad looking cat meowing with a caption that says ok (it's not ok)
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February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Was tempted to order in tonight but was like "no, be sensible, you've got stuff in" so I cooked something which just turned out so awful all I can do now is lie in bed with a tummyache and mourn the kebab that could have been mine
Was tinkering about with a VN idea yesterday, figured hey I don't get the urge to do a thing often maybe I should go for it. Tried to do some art today and remembered I'm a bit shit at it. Can't do backgrounds, people, anything but would rather it be shit then generate art or just give up on it.
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Was tinkering about with a VN idea yesterday, figured hey I don't get the urge to do a thing often maybe I should go for it. Tried to do some art today and remembered I'm a bit shit at it. Can't do backgrounds, people, anything but would rather it be shit then generate art or just give up on it.
Picked up Mineko's Night Market on switch today and was enjoying it except these bits with the agents. Wasn't keen on this one already then this shit happened and boy I was PISSED. (Note the three "lives" for getting caught over the stealth bit) I've never gone so cold on a game so quickly stg
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Picked up Mineko's Night Market on switch today and was enjoying it except these bits with the agents. Wasn't keen on this one already then this shit happened and boy I was PISSED. (Note the three "lives" for getting caught over the stealth bit) I've never gone so cold on a game so quickly stg