Ben Fegan
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the fuck are you looking at this for? don't you have shit to do? he/him.
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cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
we have one of the most brutal incarceration systems in the world, and apparently it's just not enough. and it's been going on for decades and the only solution anyone seems to vote through is making it more brutal.
it keeps not working, but now people are talking about public executions.
it keeps not working, but now people are talking about public executions.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
we have one of the most brutal incarceration systems in the world, and apparently it's just not enough. and it's been going on for decades and the only solution anyone seems to vote through is making it more brutal.
it keeps not working, but now people are talking about public executions.
it keeps not working, but now people are talking about public executions.
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You come for Matthew Lillard, you come for all of us.
a man wearing a shirt that says the clash is screaming
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says the clash is screaming
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December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
You come for Matthew Lillard, you come for all of us.
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
slept for around 20 hours. this is my life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
slept for around 20 hours. this is my life.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
november's post is up. consider subscribing to give me more money. this is my only source of income.
Stop CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs about AI.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Stop CEOs
i should've made a bigger name for myself when i was active on FNV. i was just asked for like the 3rd time this year if i'd heard of TTW when i mentioned modding the game.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i should've made a bigger name for myself when i was active on FNV. i was just asked for like the 3rd time this year if i'd heard of TTW when i mentioned modding the game.
oh, these are rookie numbers, i gotta fucking pump this shit up.
@puppettron.bsky.social has swears! They've used 275 profanities in their last 1,387 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (71 times)
🥈 "fuck" (48 times)
🥉 "shit" (41 times)
🥇 "fucking" (71 times)
🥈 "fuck" (48 times)
🥉 "shit" (41 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
oh, these are rookie numbers, i gotta fucking pump this shit up.
@profanity.accountant i'm curious how fucking vulgar i am.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
@profanity.accountant i'm curious how fucking vulgar i am.
not many people seem to know this, but the entire purpose of skill-based matchmaking is to keep the high-skilled everyday players away from the mid and low-skilled casuals. because the casuals are the majority of the playerbase and the majority of the purchasers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
not many people seem to know this, but the entire purpose of skill-based matchmaking is to keep the high-skilled everyday players away from the mid and low-skilled casuals. because the casuals are the majority of the playerbase and the majority of the purchasers.
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A24 has fucking Christmas ornaments I’m screaming
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A24 has fucking Christmas ornaments I’m screaming
there's this terrible vibe there that addicts can get rehab but it doesn't matter as much because they'll simply be former addicts at that point and never to be trusted.
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
there's this terrible vibe there that addicts can get rehab but it doesn't matter as much because they'll simply be former addicts at that point and never to be trusted.
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
meanwhile, what the alpha males are actually closer to in their ideology is primate research, but they don't know a goddamned thing about that and keep calling themselves wolves.
The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
meanwhile, what the alpha males are actually closer to in their ideology is primate research, but they don't know a goddamned thing about that and keep calling themselves wolves.
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast, charlie brown?
I am the one who knocks, Charlie Brown.
The line must be drawn here! This far, no further, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast, charlie brown?
and so, because i'm tired, i'm done with this season of 2v8 on DBD.
it fucking sucked most of the time.
it fucking sucked most of the time.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
and so, because i'm tired, i'm done with this season of 2v8 on DBD.
it fucking sucked most of the time.
it fucking sucked most of the time.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
i literally don't understand how "not being a dick" is such a high bar for people.
this skeet is about pvp gaming.
this skeet is about pvp gaming.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i literally don't understand how "not being a dick" is such a high bar for people.
this skeet is about pvp gaming.
this skeet is about pvp gaming.
i don't know what it is, but Aces all seem to want to 1v1 when found. like i'm going to throw a game for ego when i know what's around when they start doing boldness.
i only have to kill most of you, it doesn't matter if i let you, ace, run off if i get the rest.
#DBD
i only have to kill most of you, it doesn't matter if i let you, ace, run off if i get the rest.
#DBD
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i don't know what it is, but Aces all seem to want to 1v1 when found. like i'm going to throw a game for ego when i know what's around when they start doing boldness.
i only have to kill most of you, it doesn't matter if i let you, ace, run off if i get the rest.
#DBD
i only have to kill most of you, it doesn't matter if i let you, ace, run off if i get the rest.
#DBD