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Ben Fegan
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the fuck are you looking at this for? don't you have shit to do? he/him.
i can't believe we finally found someone more Danzig than Glen Danzig.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what if you covered it with a myriad of flaccid dicks?
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i don't need any proxies because i don't play, but there's gotta be a green/black zombie out there that you'd like to paint.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
tarantino said he thinks lillard is a bad actor and lillard said he feels shitty because of it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
eventually, everything reaches back to Reagan, so...

yeah, i hate this timeline too.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
"why's everything so wet and gummy?"

well, *gestures at the cast*
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
probably also explains the sudden rise of cozy games. i'm also probably the 158th person to make that connection just today.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i stopped working years ago and i'm over 200% total brain power now.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tbf, it was just speculation in history circles until the late 90's, after you graduated.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
gotta go to the dmv to get my id renewed. mr. beast and the ceo of salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM