ESP, Temur Bear-Puncher
@mindsdesire.bsky.social
He/Him. Game store owner. GP Omaha 2015 Champion.
Black Lives Matter
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Free Palestine
Fuck ICE
Follow me. I wanna be famous.
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Black Lives Matter
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Free Palestine
Fuck ICE
Follow me. I wanna be famous.
Profile Pic by @diosrevoredo.bsky.social
Q is Mardu
The Borg are Esper
Kai Winn is Orzhov
Klingons are Gruul
Old Ferengi are Rakdos
Ds9 Ferengi are Orzhov
Cardassians are Grixis
The Founders are Simic (derogatory)
Jem'Hadar are Boros (derogatory)
Lore is Grixis
The Borg are Esper
Kai Winn is Orzhov
Klingons are Gruul
Old Ferengi are Rakdos
Ds9 Ferengi are Orzhov
Cardassians are Grixis
The Founders are Simic (derogatory)
Jem'Hadar are Boros (derogatory)
Lore is Grixis
What are star trek antagonists and who will be grixis villains later?
Speculate now and win the Cassandra ball of Apollo spilled you some tea award?
Speculate now and win the Cassandra ball of Apollo spilled you some tea award?
January 27, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Q is Mardu
The Borg are Esper
Kai Winn is Orzhov
Klingons are Gruul
Old Ferengi are Rakdos
Ds9 Ferengi are Orzhov
Cardassians are Grixis
The Founders are Simic (derogatory)
Jem'Hadar are Boros (derogatory)
Lore is Grixis
The Borg are Esper
Kai Winn is Orzhov
Klingons are Gruul
Old Ferengi are Rakdos
Ds9 Ferengi are Orzhov
Cardassians are Grixis
The Founders are Simic (derogatory)
Jem'Hadar are Boros (derogatory)
Lore is Grixis
Turns out that the Internet is right once more. Waking up, having fruit and yogurt for breakfast, drinking warm liquids and going for a walk is, in fact, very good for your digestion.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Turns out that the Internet is right once more. Waking up, having fruit and yogurt for breakfast, drinking warm liquids and going for a walk is, in fact, very good for your digestion.
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I keep seeing photos of the moment of silence for Alex Pretty and Ido not believe they are from yesterday. Almost every single person I saw was in black. There was almost no one in blue. But the event did happen.
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I keep seeing photos of the moment of silence for Alex Pretty and Ido not believe they are from yesterday. Almost every single person I saw was in black. There was almost no one in blue. But the event did happen.
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Hot damn they've lost the Libertarians.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Hot damn they've lost the Libertarians.
Call me an extremist, but I think if you witness someone park their giant truck like this directly in front of a store, you should be allowed to punch them in the mouth as they get out of their vehicle.
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Call me an extremist, but I think if you witness someone park their giant truck like this directly in front of a store, you should be allowed to punch them in the mouth as they get out of their vehicle.
I'm sorry but Stidham should be worth more than 11 points here.
January 23, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm sorry but Stidham should be worth more than 11 points here.
Got another one for the "Americans will use anything but the Metric system" hall of fame.
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Got another one for the "Americans will use anything but the Metric system" hall of fame.
I don't like that the word "bulk" has just come to mean "commons and uncommons" among such a large portion of TCG players.
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I don't like that the word "bulk" has just come to mean "commons and uncommons" among such a large portion of TCG players.
If someone on social media asks a question that would require specialized knowledge or insight to answer, and you just respond with the first result from Google, just stop it.
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If someone on social media asks a question that would require specialized knowledge or insight to answer, and you just respond with the first result from Google, just stop it.
For breakfast: whole yogurt with chia seeds soaked overnight with agave syrup and strawbs.
The Internet weirdos are right, this shit is pretty tasty.
The Internet weirdos are right, this shit is pretty tasty.
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
For breakfast: whole yogurt with chia seeds soaked overnight with agave syrup and strawbs.
The Internet weirdos are right, this shit is pretty tasty.
The Internet weirdos are right, this shit is pretty tasty.
When it does happen, I think I'll be most sad that I don't get to experience the afterglow with the people I spent most of my twenties hanging out with in Denny's and IHOP.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
When it does happen, I think I'll be most sad that I don't get to experience the afterglow with the people I spent most of my twenties hanging out with in Denny's and IHOP.
It's time for the 2026 edition of "finding out whatever the opposite of a prayer circle is."
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
It's time for the 2026 edition of "finding out whatever the opposite of a prayer circle is."
2016 posting?
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 AM
2016 posting?
Facebook memories showing me that it was 13 years ago that I won my first PTQ:
a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Facebook memories showing me that it was 13 years ago that I won my first PTQ:
boy, I REALLY REALLY hope Green Bay gets a chance to host an NFC championship game in January sometime soon.
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
boy, I REALLY REALLY hope Green Bay gets a chance to host an NFC championship game in January sometime soon.
We used to be a goddamn society.
January 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
We used to be a goddamn society.
Rooting for the Hoosiers here, not because I hate Miami, or because of the Big10 affiliation, but because Curt Cignetti is definitely autistic, and that's pretty cool.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Rooting for the Hoosiers here, not because I hate Miami, or because of the Big10 affiliation, but because Curt Cignetti is definitely autistic, and that's pretty cool.
My one viral post ever was just a picture of fat me at the gym with a semi-aspirational caption. tens of thousands of likes and comments and reposts, and while a lot of the messages were a bit patronizing, somehow miraculously like 98% of them were positive. Probably because I'm ostensibly male.
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My one viral post ever was just a picture of fat me at the gym with a semi-aspirational caption. tens of thousands of likes and comments and reposts, and while a lot of the messages were a bit patronizing, somehow miraculously like 98% of them were positive. Probably because I'm ostensibly male.
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Tis the season for our most controversial savory special each year: the Chili and Cinnamon Roll Pot Pie! Made with guajillo, ancho, and arbol chilies, dotted with scratch-made cinnamon rolls, inside a cinnamon pie crust! Bakes up from frozen in 60 mins!
DM us to stock your freezer today! 🥧🧚♀️🌶️
DM us to stock your freezer today! 🥧🧚♀️🌶️
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Tis the season for our most controversial savory special each year: the Chili and Cinnamon Roll Pot Pie! Made with guajillo, ancho, and arbol chilies, dotted with scratch-made cinnamon rolls, inside a cinnamon pie crust! Bakes up from frozen in 60 mins!
DM us to stock your freezer today! 🥧🧚♀️🌶️
DM us to stock your freezer today! 🥧🧚♀️🌶️
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Happy New Year, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! 🥳 And Happy Jamu-ary! Let's take a look at the new menu!
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Happy New Year, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! 🥳 And Happy Jamu-ary! Let's take a look at the new menu!
Got one of my Christmas presents for the GF framed up. An authentic theater-used one-sheet.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Got one of my Christmas presents for the GF framed up. An authentic theater-used one-sheet.
Those intolerant fucking capybara. Everyone thinks they're sooo chill.
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Those intolerant fucking capybara. Everyone thinks they're sooo chill.
Rumors circulating that ICE may target Philly next? In the winter? This soon after an Eagles playoff loss?
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Rumors circulating that ICE may target Philly next? In the winter? This soon after an Eagles playoff loss?
No chortling, good run Bears. Gonna be a rough next few years in the NFC North with Ben Johnson and Caleb in his prime. Looking forward to some good games. #GoPackGo
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
No chortling, good run Bears. Gonna be a rough next few years in the NFC North with Ben Johnson and Caleb in his prime. Looking forward to some good games. #GoPackGo
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers