Pudge Heffelfinger
@pudgeyale92.bsky.social
Former football great. Tough. Determined. Likes cats.
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
Nixonland and The Invisible Bridge are my gold standard.
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nixonland and The Invisible Bridge are my gold standard.
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
lmao
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
lmao
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If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
Here's a young Markie Post shaking hands with Monty Hall on the final episode of the original Split Second - she worked in game shows before sitcom stardom:
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Here's a young Markie Post shaking hands with Monty Hall on the final episode of the original Split Second - she worked in game shows before sitcom stardom:
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I honestly believe part of the reason why Trump won this time is bc the average voter's memory of early COVID is the big boy personally handing them big fat checks with his name on them like a one man Publisher's Clearing House while they stayed home and watched "Tiger King."
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I honestly believe part of the reason why Trump won this time is bc the average voter's memory of early COVID is the big boy personally handing them big fat checks with his name on them like a one man Publisher's Clearing House while they stayed home and watched "Tiger King."
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it is frankly a *scathing* indictment of the White House press corps
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it is frankly a *scathing* indictment of the White House press corps
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Someone should ask Megyn Kelly to address the injustice of this persecution of men who have normal desires.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone should ask Megyn Kelly to address the injustice of this persecution of men who have normal desires.
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an important message to elite society in general:
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
an important message to elite society in general:
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
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The play now is he'll sign the law and the investigation will never conclude.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The play now is he'll sign the law and the investigation will never conclude.
I've gotten so used to seeing Joyce Bulifant as a celebrity player on '70s game shows that it's actually weird to see her act in things.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I've gotten so used to seeing Joyce Bulifant as a celebrity player on '70s game shows that it's actually weird to see her act in things.
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Theres like a whole category of shit the trump admin has tried that they could have gotten away with if they were like 12% less hamfisted
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Theres like a whole category of shit the trump admin has tried that they could have gotten away with if they were like 12% less hamfisted
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Chat, is this good
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chat, is this good
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the only way i am willing to consume olivia nuzzi content is by reading an endless succession of stories about self-serious amoral idiot ryan lizza being cuckolded by an increasingly gross succession of octogenerians
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the only way i am willing to consume olivia nuzzi content is by reading an endless succession of stories about self-serious amoral idiot ryan lizza being cuckolded by an increasingly gross succession of octogenerians
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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the fun thing about actually reading books and loving the English language for its weird complexities is that the two words that make up “Vanity Fair” can also be read as “self-indulgently mediocre”
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the fun thing about actually reading books and loving the English language for its weird complexities is that the two words that make up “Vanity Fair” can also be read as “self-indulgently mediocre”
I'm not re-posting any of that garbage but the fact that Nuzzi titled her book "American Canto" was a major clue that it was going to be unreadable piss, which these excerpts - surprise!! - show it to be.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm not re-posting any of that garbage but the fact that Nuzzi titled her book "American Canto" was a major clue that it was going to be unreadable piss, which these excerpts - surprise!! - show it to be.
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lol cry me a river bitch
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lol cry me a river bitch
Ah, nothing grows the great game of American football internationally like a 6-6 tie at half with four FGs and no play longer than 23 yards...
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ah, nothing grows the great game of American football internationally like a 6-6 tie at half with four FGs and no play longer than 23 yards...
Hell, I should be able to do this during the workday!
linemen should be able to call timeouts to say I’m fat and I’m tired
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hell, I should be able to do this during the workday!
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"