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✨🌯 jamie
@glitterburrito.bsky.social
the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira

actor who podcasts

bama alum, ATLien

https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito
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How Did You Get Here, Jamie?

Thank you to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for cohosting this fever dream of a life story so far, and reminding me to shine the light on myself a little too.
Jamie Kirsten Howard - Actor and Digital Media Creator
Podcast Episode · How Did You Get Here? · 07/07/2025 · 1h 13m
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I don’t look, sound, or write like AI.

AI looks, sounds, and writes like us whose work it steals.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I really hate it here. I really do.

On the upside, my skin looked smooth enough to be questioned if I’m si.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The FIRST thing I took a bite from lmao
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
best delivery dayyy @bakebythepound.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Obsessed
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Tell her I commiserate.

I’ll never get over being TOLD - not asked! - by one doctor that she’d give me an IUD instead. I said hell no heffa and bounced.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
my little wrist sigil!
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I know this is his whole schtick but I was told I was hysterical for wanting a tubal, getting it at 31, and then getting a tattoo to symbolize it.

I have ancestors who survived being the exact “Gypsies” he mentions.

Love 2 be the Cassandra
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I 🖤 hurting the fertility rate and making you sympathetic
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social

Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent
In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.
thenevadaindependent.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
you are so kind for remembering!

it went well, 2 directors came up after to compliment me so I’ll take it!
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
everything is so very fucking stupid
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
honestly, that’s kind of what I do during the workday, just on my walking treadmill and standing desk
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
oh god the next time we’re together
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
listen to my podcasts
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Unfortch the men there don’t always align with my values despite looking like the future Mr. Burrito 🥲
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Can testify it’s a TIME!
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It is @ewhag.com ‘s birthday! Mine is Sept 29 :) 🖤
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It’s literally perfect, the double takes I get at the gym are impeccable!!!
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Happy birthday my aqua angel 🖤🖤🖤
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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you're 35. you've chosen both the person and passion to be the loves of your life, and you've never been hotter. you make friends everywhere you go without trying, and adore the ones you choose to keep. you have a home, a book, and velcro pets. i love you. happy birthday 🖤
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
over the weekend I set off my friend’s stim because I was imitating Eartha Kitt and we both got stuck that way
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
too buried in projects to live post women’s Olympic hockey but hopefully my spirit of hateration was felt regardless
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM