baroness von pricklipants
@pricklipear.bsky.social
spicy meatball, midwestern bog witch, accounting lady turned geography lady turned lady in construction, waymore’s no. 1 shrew
half leslie knope, half ouiser boudreaux
half leslie knope, half ouiser boudreaux
This is what my mother-in-law’s mail looks like after cutting an annual check to her diocese for the last two decades.
Toward the end of her time living alone, she thought they were bills that needed to be paid.
Toward the end of her time living alone, she thought they were bills that needed to be paid.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is what my mother-in-law’s mail looks like after cutting an annual check to her diocese for the last two decades.
Toward the end of her time living alone, she thought they were bills that needed to be paid.
Toward the end of her time living alone, she thought they were bills that needed to be paid.
This was the absolute star of this year’s dinner, the sauce was 100/10
A delicious homemade sauce, crisp-tender green beans and heaps of crispy fried onions that you can make all in one skillet changed my feelings about this once-maligned Thanksgiving staple forever.
smittenkitchen.com/2013/11/gree...
smittenkitchen.com/2013/11/gree...
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This was the absolute star of this year’s dinner, the sauce was 100/10
Bob Dylan, we need to talk about Girl from the North Country being used in a Facebook commercial. Did you think about evil ass Meta using your song when you sold your catalog? Because gross.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bob Dylan, we need to talk about Girl from the North Country being used in a Facebook commercial. Did you think about evil ass Meta using your song when you sold your catalog? Because gross.
My brain is short circuiting looking at this NWS expected snowfall map for the western UP. That is a lot of snow for a short window of time.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
My brain is short circuiting looking at this NWS expected snowfall map for the western UP. That is a lot of snow for a short window of time.
Really thankful that I was at an event this morning with zero cell service so that I didn’t have to read the word “felching” in public
I’m going to go paint my windows using oil based paint and hope I huff enough to erase from my brain everything I accidentally read
I’m going to go paint my windows using oil based paint and hope I huff enough to erase from my brain everything I accidentally read
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Really thankful that I was at an event this morning with zero cell service so that I didn’t have to read the word “felching” in public
I’m going to go paint my windows using oil based paint and hope I huff enough to erase from my brain everything I accidentally read
I’m going to go paint my windows using oil based paint and hope I huff enough to erase from my brain everything I accidentally read
Important update: not sure what’s going on here, but I feel like whoever runs the print shop might have a couple of stories about this person
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Important update: not sure what’s going on here, but I feel like whoever runs the print shop might have a couple of stories about this person
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I’m a brisket man myself but Carolina knows what to do with a pig
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m a brisket man myself but Carolina knows what to do with a pig
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I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
The tiny movie theatre in my husband’s tiny hometown is showing Planes, Trains and Automobiles and I went and it was fantastic. Truly so much better on the big screen.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The tiny movie theatre in my husband’s tiny hometown is showing Planes, Trains and Automobiles and I went and it was fantastic. Truly so much better on the big screen.
My favorite part of the drive to my husband’s hometown
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My favorite part of the drive to my husband’s hometown
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the scramble for GOP hopefuls to distance themselves from Trump as the ship goes down is going to be crazy and the most important thing to do is sink all the lifeboats
none of them are allowed to escape his legacy
none of them are allowed to escape his legacy
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
the scramble for GOP hopefuls to distance themselves from Trump as the ship goes down is going to be crazy and the most important thing to do is sink all the lifeboats
none of them are allowed to escape his legacy
none of them are allowed to escape his legacy
Glass is porous and glass shower doors usually come from the fabricator with a water repellent coating. It wears down over time, but Rain-X makes a cleaner and a water repellent specific to showers that will save you so much time.
(K&B professional, not sponsored by Rain-X)
(K&B professional, not sponsored by Rain-X)
a thing i didn’t know about having a glass encased shower when we moved into this joint is how much vinegar i would a) go through and b) inhale trying to keep it clean enough for guests
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Glass is porous and glass shower doors usually come from the fabricator with a water repellent coating. It wears down over time, but Rain-X makes a cleaner and a water repellent specific to showers that will save you so much time.
(K&B professional, not sponsored by Rain-X)
(K&B professional, not sponsored by Rain-X)
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
The one minute mark of Eatin’ Big Time by Tyler Childers is such a mood this week. When his vocals ramp up and get ragged it feels like the audio equivalent of my own rage bubbling up, rage over trying to lead a conscientious life while a section of elites operate in gutter morality with impunity.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The one minute mark of Eatin’ Big Time by Tyler Childers is such a mood this week. When his vocals ramp up and get ragged it feels like the audio equivalent of my own rage bubbling up, rage over trying to lead a conscientious life while a section of elites operate in gutter morality with impunity.
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It’s very enervating to watch intelligent and educated people play dumb about this amidst the ascendance of a far-right reactionary movement driven by antisocial Silicon Valley psychos and Miami crypto scammers who all treat women as status symbols on the same level as NFTs and Labubus.
he’s a provider of access to money, connections and beautiful women and girls — everything that these people need to affirm their own status. being rich and powerful is a grift which requires other to bolster & buy in. That’s the service Epstein provided.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It’s very enervating to watch intelligent and educated people play dumb about this amidst the ascendance of a far-right reactionary movement driven by antisocial Silicon Valley psychos and Miami crypto scammers who all treat women as status symbols on the same level as NFTs and Labubus.
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along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
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>Jeffrey Epstein was personally advising Churkin and Lavrov on specifically how to extort Trump to make him do what Russia wanted using Trump’s history of child rape that he facilitated
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
>Jeffrey Epstein was personally advising Churkin and Lavrov on specifically how to extort Trump to make him do what Russia wanted using Trump’s history of child rape that he facilitated
My dirty secret as someone who spends a significant amount of time near the Canadian border: I’ve only seen the northern lights once, not even when I was up north, and they were weak.
Missed the whole ding dang thing last night while at swim practice. Zero stars.
Missed the whole ding dang thing last night while at swim practice. Zero stars.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My dirty secret as someone who spends a significant amount of time near the Canadian border: I’ve only seen the northern lights once, not even when I was up north, and they were weak.
Missed the whole ding dang thing last night while at swim practice. Zero stars.
Missed the whole ding dang thing last night while at swim practice. Zero stars.
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LIGHT PLASMA: *exists*
OXYGEN MOLECULES: oh my fucking GOD that is INCREDIBLE
OXYGEN MOLECULES: oh my fucking GOD that is INCREDIBLE
A few more photos from tonight’s incredible #aurora. I’m fascinated by the amount of red light tonight. This is generated by oxygen molecules being excited by light plasma at least 600 km above the Earth. The green is also oxygen molecules, but much lower (100-250km). Definitely a great night.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
LIGHT PLASMA: *exists*
OXYGEN MOLECULES: oh my fucking GOD that is INCREDIBLE
OXYGEN MOLECULES: oh my fucking GOD that is INCREDIBLE
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I love discourse
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love discourse
Does bringing the House back in session force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva?
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Does bringing the House back in session force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva?
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Not going to let the Senate Democrats ruin my Sunday night. That’s the job of overwhelming anxiety about the coming week ahead.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not going to let the Senate Democrats ruin my Sunday night. That’s the job of overwhelming anxiety about the coming week ahead.
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Here is mine and Christa Lawler's story on the Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary. I spent time with daughters of men who went down with the ship, who graciously shared funny and beautiful memories of their dads. To them it's more than a song and a legend. www.startribune.com/50-years-lat...
50 years later, the mystery of the Edmund Fitzgerald still haunts the children of its lost crew
“This time of year when the gales of November kick up, it’s almost impossible not to think of the men on the Fitz.”
www.startribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Here is mine and Christa Lawler's story on the Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary. I spent time with daughters of men who went down with the ship, who graciously shared funny and beautiful memories of their dads. To them it's more than a song and a legend. www.startribune.com/50-years-lat...
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you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
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One of the most chilling things about this story is that some did not even know it was ICE.
They thought it was “an attack on the school” i.e. a school shooter.
Think on that for a minute.
They thought it was “an attack on the school” i.e. a school shooter.
Think on that for a minute.
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
One of the most chilling things about this story is that some did not even know it was ICE.
They thought it was “an attack on the school” i.e. a school shooter.
Think on that for a minute.
They thought it was “an attack on the school” i.e. a school shooter.
Think on that for a minute.