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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.
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Coffee and sex on Sunday because like Jesus said: ground and pound, or something like that.
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Coffee and sex on Sunday because like Jesus said: ground and pound, or something like that.
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I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.
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Suckling at the teat of ennui.
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Suckling at the teat of ennui.
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Woo me, you bitch
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Woo me, you bitch
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As two things we rely on for our immediate survival, it’s shocking how horrible humans treat air and water.
August 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As two things we rely on for our immediate survival, it’s shocking how horrible humans treat air and water.
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Gonna go scream in the woods for a bit, anyone wanna come with?
November 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Gonna go scream in the woods for a bit, anyone wanna come with?
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Netflix and snack under the full moon
September 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Netflix and snack under the full moon
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final stage of acceptance that I will never spell sillouette correct on the first attempt
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
final stage of acceptance that I will never spell sillouette correct on the first attempt
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I love witches and vampires but only the sexy ones
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I love witches and vampires but only the sexy ones
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pumpkin spice hemorrhoid cream
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
pumpkin spice hemorrhoid cream
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Trump’s biggest accomplishment is making George W Bush look good in comparison
September 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Trump’s biggest accomplishment is making George W Bush look good in comparison
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Taxes are over-complicated and scary but at least if you screw up, you only go to jail
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Taxes are over-complicated and scary but at least if you screw up, you only go to jail
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It’s always ok to not post a selfie
September 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s always ok to not post a selfie
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My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”
September 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”
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If I got that golden ticket I'd take that glass elevator straight into the sun.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If I got that golden ticket I'd take that glass elevator straight into the sun.
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Skip to the good parts.
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Skip to the good parts.
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Labubu is a decent name for a girl fart
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Labubu is a decent name for a girl fart
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my nephew calls any noodle-based dish that's in soup/broth "juicy noodles" and you know what he's right
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my nephew calls any noodle-based dish that's in soup/broth "juicy noodles" and you know what he's right
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It's not even worth the esoteric anymore when anyone can just shed atoms of the arcane and wave an app for layperson's terms that says tome means book and it (book) means shit gets into you
September 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It's not even worth the esoteric anymore when anyone can just shed atoms of the arcane and wave an app for layperson's terms that says tome means book and it (book) means shit gets into you
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I collect and display tongue depressors like souvenir travel spoons.
September 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I collect and display tongue depressors like souvenir travel spoons.
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I'm the kind of calm under pressure that makes heart doctors and vulcanologists nervous
September 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm the kind of calm under pressure that makes heart doctors and vulcanologists nervous