Pisces Potatoes
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Pisces Potatoes
@piscespotatoes.bsky.social
a passion for potatoes. an enthusiasm for eggs. hugs for bugs (but never for spiders). sporadic posting of unhinged content in a chaotic world!
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forget about the boys, the squirrels are back in town
January 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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the dead sea scrolls were just an ancient CVS receipt
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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don’t get mad at me for donating all of your blood i’m helping you save lives
January 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Once again I’m going to choose to be the kinder sexier better person today.
January 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Never feel bad about reposting your stuff on here because for the first year of this website we had an entirety of 20 daily posts that we all had to share and reheat like a communal soup
January 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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yes i wanna be happy but i am a land animal i will never be happy as a clam, douglas
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Everything that Trump said and did today -- all of it -- was entirely predictable based on his campaign, character, and first term in office. If you're surprised, you were either misinformed or not informed enough.

We deserve everything that's about to come our way. Buckle up.
January 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.
January 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Hot Frosty II: 2 Hot 2 Frosty
Hot Frosty 3: Hotter Frosty
Hot Frosty IV: The Frostening
Hot Frosty 5: Ice Age
Hawt Fro 6: Return to Hot Mountain
Hot Frosty Saves Halloween
Hot Frosty X: Tokyo Drift
December 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Stealing your identity, fixing all your problems, returning your identity
December 11, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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I've formed a covenant with 6 other residents in my building where we all joint-own a single toaster and we each get to use it 1 day of the week. Also sometimes we solve mysteries together
December 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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flight attendant: attention passengers, there’s been a delay, but rest assured this flight will have chicken wings

me: finally, some good news

flight attendant: [gestures to 1000 live chickens duct-taped to the plane]
December 10, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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I love how the words 'tender and mild' can describe a delicious lamb korma or a holy infant.
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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No thank you, I really don't want to fa la la.
December 10, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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This thing?
*gestures towards fucked up little monster guy sitting beside me*
It's an anthropomorphized visual of what's going on inside of me
This is my untreated pyromania
*monster starts menacingly lighting zippo*
December 10, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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I didn’t post any thirst tweets about luigi (the shooter) because he’s too handsome and young for my taste. Luigi (the real luigi) is way sexier to me. Mature. Rugged and misunderstood. A plumber even
December 10, 2024 at 2:38 AM