Robo Justin (Updating to Win98 any day now)
@justinmatic5000.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
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spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
I thought that I wanted a job, but it turns out that I just wanted money
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I thought that I wanted a job, but it turns out that I just wanted money
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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You must read the replies.
I can name every type of car
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You must read the replies.
One part of the economy is improving
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
One part of the economy is improving
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I can name every type of car
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I can name every type of car
Trying my hardest not to
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Trying my hardest not to
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Last night I had the option to hand out candy or turn off all the lights and hoard.
I stand by my decision.
I stand by my decision.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Last night I had the option to hand out candy or turn off all the lights and hoard.
I stand by my decision.
I stand by my decision.
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Another tiny, entitled vampire tonight for Halloween. He didn't even bother with a compelling argument for the candy, just shook his bag at me like a tiny, silent landlord collecting rent.
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Another tiny, entitled vampire tonight for Halloween. He didn't even bother with a compelling argument for the candy, just shook his bag at me like a tiny, silent landlord collecting rent.
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Lost another fight with my stove clock
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Lost another fight with my stove clock
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i think a funny thing to ask a guy named charles when he's barfing is WHATS UP CHUCK and also another funny thing is
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i think a funny thing to ask a guy named charles when he's barfing is WHATS UP CHUCK and also another funny thing is
Stop pumpkining cookies
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Stop pumpkining cookies
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
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me: *typing in my symptoms*
webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT
webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT
August 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
me: *typing in my symptoms*
webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT
webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
Never thought I'd have to pass a "no sea shanties before 8 am" rule. But here we are
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Never thought I'd have to pass a "no sea shanties before 8 am" rule. But here we are
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House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
House hunting tip:
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
Never approach them from upwind. They can smell your fear.
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I don’t understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; it’s only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and I’m 85% sure I’ll have this figured out by next week
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don’t understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; it’s only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and I’m 85% sure I’ll have this figured out by next week
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When I say it's the least I could do, rest assured the least I could do is actually nothing
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When I say it's the least I could do, rest assured the least I could do is actually nothing
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So I ran my mouth 100 days ago
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So I ran my mouth 100 days ago
You all said I was crazy when I started learning how to throw my voice like a ventriloquist, but look who's laughing now
C'mon, look
C'mon, look
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You all said I was crazy when I started learning how to throw my voice like a ventriloquist, but look who's laughing now
C'mon, look
C'mon, look
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(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this
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(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice
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sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested
June 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested