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It's the night when The Bean Elf puts beans in all the good little kids stockings
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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up there with this classic:
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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yes i believe daniel craig’s character in knives out is named knives out. move past it
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my mom neglected to tell me about a hilarious statuette my granddad had when he died and now my uncle has it. I Need It
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
October 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Goldilocks waking up:
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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if i had to be cursed with life, glory be to god for allowing me to share time with ritz crackers
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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it takes me very little exposure to danny mcbride shows to start talking like a danny mcbride character
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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SNAP benefits should be universal, with zero means testing, and generous.

Even from a purely capitalist perspective this would benefit the economy massively.

The only reason to be against this is because you're pro-suffering.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's time! Behold the Christmas hedgehog! From Verdun, Bibl. mun., ms. 0107, f. 008. Our thanks as always to @etreharne.bsky.social who found her.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Absolutely nobody asked for this BUT

English Anglican cathedrals that have burned down, fallen over, and sank into the swamp: a thread.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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crazy work to do this when dawanna witt is up for reelection in 2026
This is good… but the Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt instructed/authorized officers to assist ICE with crowd control when they took two people from Karmel Mall on Monday 😢
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM