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I'd like to thank Simon Jenkins for the perfect opportunity to launch @jim.londoncentric.media as a meme
August 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'd like to thank Simon Jenkins for the perfect opportunity to launch @jim.londoncentric.media as a meme
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Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
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Why break the habit of a lifetime?
July 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Why break the habit of a lifetime?
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is his coffin the shape of a wheelie bin
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
is his coffin the shape of a wheelie bin
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Is this anything anyone can help with? Gavin is a lovely chap who has devoted his life to looking after others; any recommendations or RPs gratefully accepted
July 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Is this anything anyone can help with? Gavin is a lovely chap who has devoted his life to looking after others; any recommendations or RPs gratefully accepted
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UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
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Teacher (barely containing his sense of foreboding):
"I'd like you all to give a warm welcome our exchange student from South Korea"
"I'd like you all to give a warm welcome our exchange student from South Korea"
July 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Teacher (barely containing his sense of foreboding):
"I'd like you all to give a warm welcome our exchange student from South Korea"
"I'd like you all to give a warm welcome our exchange student from South Korea"
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Yorkshire is indisputably God's Own County, because it's the only one mentioned in the Bible.
"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"
"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"
July 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Yorkshire is indisputably God's Own County, because it's the only one mentioned in the Bible.
"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"
"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"
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Easter Elvis
July 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Easter Elvis
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Amazing stuff per @gabrielpogrund.bsky.social – there were two plans on how to start a new left party.
One faction proposed a vote between the two. The other disagreed and didn’t participate. They had the vote anyway, and Zarah Sultana announced the new party hoping everyone would go along with it…
One faction proposed a vote between the two. The other disagreed and didn’t participate. They had the vote anyway, and Zarah Sultana announced the new party hoping everyone would go along with it…
Texts show Team Corbyn opposed new party minutes after launch
A left-wing collective, headed by Jeremy Corbyn, wants to take on Labour — but can it? Its founders are already battling each other on WhatsApp
www.thetimes.com
July 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Amazing stuff per @gabrielpogrund.bsky.social – there were two plans on how to start a new left party.
One faction proposed a vote between the two. The other disagreed and didn’t participate. They had the vote anyway, and Zarah Sultana announced the new party hoping everyone would go along with it…
One faction proposed a vote between the two. The other disagreed and didn’t participate. They had the vote anyway, and Zarah Sultana announced the new party hoping everyone would go along with it…
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@mattleys.bsky.social Is this you again?
Quite the phrasing from the Hastings Pirate Festival Facebook today.
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social Is this you again?
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This plaque commemorating an important event is on a park bench in Hackney Wick, London.
June 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This plaque commemorating an important event is on a park bench in Hackney Wick, London.
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‘I like this one. One cat goes one way and the other cat goes the other way. And this guy’s saying “Whaddya want from me?”’
June 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
‘I like this one. One cat goes one way and the other cat goes the other way. And this guy’s saying “Whaddya want from me?”’
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He just wants someone to make the model trains run on time.
June 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He just wants someone to make the model trains run on time.
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'Stop Me and Bury One!'
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
June 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
'Stop Me and Bury One!'
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"we basically have two women that have been fighting over frank butcher for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing"
June 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"we basically have two women that have been fighting over frank butcher for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing"
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I once almost drowned on a school trip to a wave pool. I remember just being trapped below the surface, far too exhausted to thrash or even swim. A tiny old German lady spotted me, dragged me out and yelled at me while I lay there & choked. Likely she saved my life and I never even said danke schön
Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.
slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com/technology/2...
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
slate.com
June 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I once almost drowned on a school trip to a wave pool. I remember just being trapped below the surface, far too exhausted to thrash or even swim. A tiny old German lady spotted me, dragged me out and yelled at me while I lay there & choked. Likely she saved my life and I never even said danke schön
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ACCIDENTAL MUGATU OF THE WEEEEEK.
June 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
ACCIDENTAL MUGATU OF THE WEEEEEK.
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Timothy Spall looks well.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Timothy Spall looks well.