STAR MAN
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Sorry I am unable to return to work this afternoon the dog has me pinned down in a wrestling hold.
February 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Sorry I am unable to return to work this afternoon the dog has me pinned down in a wrestling hold.
ROYAL NONCE BUSINESS! If only the US could sort out their paedo wanna-be king.
February 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
ROYAL NONCE BUSINESS! If only the US could sort out their paedo wanna-be king.
If you’re a tufted titmouse, a sex witch, or just a bit of a twat, have a big hug and a bum squeeze, and a lovely day! *salutes*
February 19, 2026 at 10:44 AM
If you’re a tufted titmouse, a sex witch, or just a bit of a twat, have a big hug and a bum squeeze, and a lovely day! *salutes*
Quality film quality titles. Nunight. 💋
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Quality film quality titles. Nunight. 💋
@captainbionic.bsky.social Happy birthday! I’m 48 minutes late but I’m still up so it’s still today even though tomorrow has crept in. Hope you had a fab day 😊
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
@captainbionic.bsky.social Happy birthday! I’m 48 minutes late but I’m still up so it’s still today even though tomorrow has crept in. Hope you had a fab day 😊
No you’re up too late enjoying a beautiful Rioja watching a vampire kung fu movie with Peter Cushing in - and no he isn’t doing deadly one inch punches - when you’ve got work in the morning.
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
No you’re up too late enjoying a beautiful Rioja watching a vampire kung fu movie with Peter Cushing in - and no he isn’t doing deadly one inch punches - when you’ve got work in the morning.
Rare still from New York nightclub Manhole circa ‘83. You can almost smell the dry ice and amyl nitrate.
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Rare still from New York nightclub Manhole circa ‘83. You can almost smell the dry ice and amyl nitrate.
Well this is making things a lot better
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Well this is making things a lot better
The Guardian is really getting on my cock at the moment. If it’s not some inane drivel from Adrian Chiles, they’re promoting fascist TikTokers, or laying into the Labour Party more than the fucking Daily Mail or the Telegraph ever do. You need a fucking holiday Mr Guardian you miserable cunt.
February 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The Guardian is really getting on my cock at the moment. If it’s not some inane drivel from Adrian Chiles, they’re promoting fascist TikTokers, or laying into the Labour Party more than the fucking Daily Mail or the Telegraph ever do. You need a fucking holiday Mr Guardian you miserable cunt.
Cheese footballs for eyes, a wonky smile, and a boozy nose. I, I, I think I love you.
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Cheese footballs for eyes, a wonky smile, and a boozy nose. I, I, I think I love you.
Been to the gym 3 times this week already so I’m off up to see Raj about a bottle of wine. I smashed a deadline in the nuts yesterday so I’ve got today and tomo pretty idle on the work front. 💪
February 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Been to the gym 3 times this week already so I’m off up to see Raj about a bottle of wine. I smashed a deadline in the nuts yesterday so I’ve got today and tomo pretty idle on the work front. 💪
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Delightful ‘Dancing Dogs’ figurine. Blackware ceramic, 200 BC - 200 AD.
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Delightful ‘Dancing Dogs’ figurine. Blackware ceramic, 200 BC - 200 AD.
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Right, back to work for me. Have a pleasant afternoon. I’ll leave you with these blooms that have spilled out like natures norks in the Carry on of my kitchen. 💋
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Right, back to work for me. Have a pleasant afternoon. I’ll leave you with these blooms that have spilled out like natures norks in the Carry on of my kitchen. 💋
Descriptions of rocket launches always echo Dirty Harry bragging about his gun, Trump boasting about anything Merican, and your dad talking about the new exhaust he’s fitted to his ride-on lawn mower. #TinyPenis
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The boosters used on Europe's rocket Ariane 6 are some of the most powerful one-piece solid-propulsion rocket motors in the world – and the latest liftoff saw Ariane 6 soar with four.
www.esa.int/Enabling_Sup...
The boosters used on Europe's rocket Ariane 6 are some of the most powerful one-piece solid-propulsion rocket motors in the world – and the latest liftoff saw Ariane 6 soar with four.
www.esa.int/Enabling_Sup...
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Descriptions of rocket launches always echo Dirty Harry bragging about his gun, Trump boasting about anything Merican, and your dad talking about the new exhaust he’s fitted to his ride-on lawn mower. #TinyPenis
Just a thought… maybe make the stones in curling explosive just to funk it up a bit? #WinterOlympics
February 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Just a thought… maybe make the stones in curling explosive just to funk it up a bit? #WinterOlympics
No one on SM seems to have fun anymore. I mean I know the world is lurching to a nastier place but that’s been going on for decades. Where are the smiles, and the pissheads, and the whoopee cushions? Don’t even get chatted up by sexbots anymore 🙄
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
No one on SM seems to have fun anymore. I mean I know the world is lurching to a nastier place but that’s been going on for decades. Where are the smiles, and the pissheads, and the whoopee cushions? Don’t even get chatted up by sexbots anymore 🙄
This is a police snooping HQ (yes we all know what you do in there) that edges onto my park. They have been blotting out graffiti for so many years with so many different drab paints it’s starting to resemble an abstract expressionist wall mural.
February 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This is a police snooping HQ (yes we all know what you do in there) that edges onto my park. They have been blotting out graffiti for so many years with so many different drab paints it’s starting to resemble an abstract expressionist wall mural.
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Tile by Villeroy & Boch (1972) #TilesOnTuesday
February 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Tile by Villeroy & Boch (1972) #TilesOnTuesday
Just had pancakes! Flipped one successfully too even after 12mths of no flipping pancakes.
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Just had pancakes! Flipped one successfully too even after 12mths of no flipping pancakes.
Just saw an unbelievable men’s big air skiing final with record scores and medal position changes right to the last jump with the competitors all joyous for each other and the commentators losing their minds, and then the curling came on and people are rubbing the ice with supermops. 🙄 #Olympics
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Just saw an unbelievable men’s big air skiing final with record scores and medal position changes right to the last jump with the competitors all joyous for each other and the commentators losing their minds, and then the curling came on and people are rubbing the ice with supermops. 🙄 #Olympics
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I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
I hear this is yer dad’s favourite internet chatroom. Morning!
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I hear this is yer dad’s favourite internet chatroom. Morning!
This evening I had my first ever car crash (v minor all ok) and after I made beautiful bangers & mash I stuck the tine of a fork up under my fingernail putting things away in the dishwasher and blood pissed out. I’ve had better Mondays.
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This evening I had my first ever car crash (v minor all ok) and after I made beautiful bangers & mash I stuck the tine of a fork up under my fingernail putting things away in the dishwasher and blood pissed out. I’ve had better Mondays.
Bob sleigh got its name from its inventor Bob Carolgees. #WinterOlympics
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bob sleigh got its name from its inventor Bob Carolgees. #WinterOlympics
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.