I may be drunk but jeff buckley on bbc4 right now is altering my brain chemistry
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I may be drunk but jeff buckley on bbc4 right now is altering my brain chemistry
it really annoys me at the beginning of The Snowman when the little boy's getting dressed to go out in the snow that he doesn't put any pants on. absolutely bloody billy-bollocks naked under those jeans. bloody vile little bugger.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
it really annoys me at the beginning of The Snowman when the little boy's getting dressed to go out in the snow that he doesn't put any pants on. absolutely bloody billy-bollocks naked under those jeans. bloody vile little bugger.
remember when you were in primary school, doing joined-up handwriting lessons. at peace with your simple world. everything makes sense. life's good. and then one day out of nowhere the teacher turns your entire world upside by introducing the Joined Up S.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
remember when you were in primary school, doing joined-up handwriting lessons. at peace with your simple world. everything makes sense. life's good. and then one day out of nowhere the teacher turns your entire world upside by introducing the Joined Up S.
been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny
they're just really banking on us all being too distracted by all the chaos in the world that we're not even going to notice whsmith suddenly becoming tgjones
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
they're just really banking on us all being too distracted by all the chaos in the world that we're not even going to notice whsmith suddenly becoming tgjones
your honour, i would say i estimate that i probably think of the 1987 sci-fi classic 'batteries not included' at least once a fortnight.
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
your honour, i would say i estimate that i probably think of the 1987 sci-fi classic 'batteries not included' at least once a fortnight.
who the hell is telling all these instagram accounts thst "Comment 'blah' and I'll send the link to your DMs :)" is a good idea? cos i fucking hate it, thanks.
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
who the hell is telling all these instagram accounts thst "Comment 'blah' and I'll send the link to your DMs :)" is a good idea? cos i fucking hate it, thanks.
can't believe I'm at 'enjoying the last night of the proms' point in my life already, but here we are
September 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
can't believe I'm at 'enjoying the last night of the proms' point in my life already, but here we are
It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos
not to be one of those "never heard of him" people but i don't really know who this charlie kirk is. which means I've been successful at my 'stepping away from all this noise online cos it's not good for my mental health' mission.
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
not to be one of those "never heard of him" people but i don't really know who this charlie kirk is. which means I've been successful at my 'stepping away from all this noise online cos it's not good for my mental health' mission.
seriously craving some macaroni pudding despite not eating any for about a quarter of a century
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
seriously craving some macaroni pudding despite not eating any for about a quarter of a century
it's here! it's here! deck your halls, stairs & landings with boughs of old phone cases & charging cables! sing carols of ringtones gone by! give thanks for what we're about to receive - gather round children, it's National Phone Emergency Alert Test Day!! 🤳🚨🥳🥂🙏
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
it's here! it's here! deck your halls, stairs & landings with boughs of old phone cases & charging cables! sing carols of ringtones gone by! give thanks for what we're about to receive - gather round children, it's National Phone Emergency Alert Test Day!! 🤳🚨🥳🥂🙏
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I swear every day there's a story about a fucking choir on bbc breakfast
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I swear every day there's a story about a fucking choir on bbc breakfast
i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders
might as well just make this a lazy nostalgia account now
September 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
might as well just make this a lazy nostalgia account now
kids today will never understand the utter thrill of seeing the first tv shows recorded in jan 2000 & looking out for MM at the end credits instead of MCMXCIX
September 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
kids today will never understand the utter thrill of seeing the first tv shows recorded in jan 2000 & looking out for MM at the end credits instead of MCMXCIX
sorry i wasn't listening, just thinking about the primary school assembly in 1995 when the head played michael jackson's earth song as our 'walking in' music as a change from vivaldi's four seasons x
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
sorry i wasn't listening, just thinking about the primary school assembly in 1995 when the head played michael jackson's earth song as our 'walking in' music as a change from vivaldi's four seasons x
i miss the slightly unhinged good ol days on ebay about 15 years ago when feedback like "amaAAAAzing ebayer A+++++++++++++ wowweeeeee incredible best ebayer everrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was totally normal
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i miss the slightly unhinged good ol days on ebay about 15 years ago when feedback like "amaAAAAzing ebayer A+++++++++++++ wowweeeeee incredible best ebayer everrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was totally normal
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So... 23 August. What shall we celebrate? The 13th anniversary of one of the finest exchanges in Twitter’s... distinguished history?
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
So... 23 August. What shall we celebrate? The 13th anniversary of one of the finest exchanges in Twitter’s... distinguished history?
ummm? *waves from the uk*
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While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
ummm? *waves from the uk*
getting the baby to nap so you can watch bluey in peace
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
getting the baby to nap so you can watch bluey in peace
saw some white dog shit earlier. made me want to collect green shield stamps
August 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
saw some white dog shit earlier. made me want to collect green shield stamps
wonder if barry white was okay with everyone calling him 'the walrus of love'. feels a bit harsh tbh
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
wonder if barry white was okay with everyone calling him 'the walrus of love'. feels a bit harsh tbh