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that one with the hair.
all these people into the grinch tat are 100% the same ones posting minion memes on facebook 10 years ago
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
the most boring people you know go on about die hard christmas movie blah blah blah every year. no one gives a fuck. watch some fuckin dickensian muppets & get out of my god damn face.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
happy to learn that david walliams' downfall will align nicely with my return to work after maternity leave. i've always wanted to be the one who gets to permanently remove all his shitty books from the shelves 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
spotted in the wild 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
right, I've decided The Others is a christmas film. any other not-remotely-christmassy films that you feel are christmassy films even though they're really not?
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
oh george, I'll never get over it 💔 #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was 12 in 1998, so even the utterly shite crap I hated at the time I will now declare a 'proper banger' as i drink my aldi knock-off baileys #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
can't tell you how much of a lifelong passion I've had for hating cliff richard #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
just shopping on Must Have Ideas UK
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I may be drunk but jeff buckley on bbc4 right now is altering my brain chemistry
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
it really annoys me at the beginning of The Snowman when the little boy's getting dressed to go out in the snow that he doesn't put any pants on. absolutely bloody billy-bollocks naked under those jeans. bloody vile little bugger.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
remember when you were in primary school, doing joined-up handwriting lessons. at peace with your simple world. everything makes sense. life's good. and then one day out of nowhere the teacher turns your entire world upside by introducing the Joined Up S.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
they're just really banking on us all being too distracted by all the chaos in the world that we're not even going to notice whsmith suddenly becoming tgjones
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
your honour, i would say i estimate that i probably think of the 1987 sci-fi classic 'batteries not included' at least once a fortnight.
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
who the hell is telling all these instagram accounts thst "Comment 'blah' and I'll send the link to your DMs :)" is a good idea? cos i fucking hate it, thanks.
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
can't believe I'm at 'enjoying the last night of the proms' point in my life already, but here we are
September 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
not to be one of those "never heard of him" people but i don't really know who this charlie kirk is. which means I've been successful at my 'stepping away from all this noise online cos it's not good for my mental health' mission.
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
seriously craving some macaroni pudding despite not eating any for about a quarter of a century
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
it's here! it's here! deck your halls, stairs & landings with boughs of old phone cases & charging cables! sing carols of ringtones gone by! give thanks for what we're about to receive - gather round children, it's National Phone Emergency Alert Test Day!! 🤳🚨🥳🥂🙏
September 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM