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that one with the hair.
looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
oh anne, what were you thinking love x
September 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
getting the baby to nap so you can watch bluey in peace
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we're good! she's an absolute little boster x
August 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my teenage daughter was not impressed by me taking a pic of this sign but *marge holding a potato saying 'i just think it's neat' face*
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
gone pink for a bit innit
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
July 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
please be aware that if you have an 'ai lover' that i am judging you with the strength of a thousand suns
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
In 1 picture, show me why I should unfollow you:
June 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
neil young, what's going on with the keyboard m8
June 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i only really take photos of the baby & my garden these days, so thought I'd flip the camera and say hi for a change :)
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"we basically have two women that have been fighting over frank butcher for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing"
June 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I started researching my family tree a few days ago & every night since I've had dreams about census records.
June 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
what are you wearing to the bluesky prom?
May 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
just saved a bumblebee from a cobweb so that's my good deed for the day sorted.
May 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
superior lunch by the canal on a hot day today. cheese & pickle sandwiches with crinkle chips 🤌
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
every single day either facebook or instagram tricks me into opening up bloody threads
May 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"... And now we move on to 'Liars'"
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New pope being elected on the 19th anniversary of Guy Goma day? The very day? Coincidence? I think not.
May 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
here's a nice timeline cleanser to break up your doomscrolling: my baby's view from her pram today
May 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"THE CHILDREN WILL HAVE TWO DOLLS INSTEAD OF THIRTY DOLLS AND MAYBE THE TWO DOLLS WILL COST A COUPLE OF BUCKS MORE"
May 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
can't believe I've only just seen the peter andre thing
April 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM