Pinned
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
Looking forward to the inaugural FIFA War Crimes Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Looking forward to the inaugural FIFA War Crimes Prize.
So the Epstein files were in Venezuela all along.
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 AM
So the Epstein files were in Venezuela all along.
This year will be available again on 2025+1.
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This year will be available again on 2025+1.
Happy Nude Queer!
From everyone at Quimbly Speech Recognition Software Ltd.
From everyone at Quimbly Speech Recognition Software Ltd.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Nude Queer!
From everyone at Quimbly Speech Recognition Software Ltd.
From everyone at Quimbly Speech Recognition Software Ltd.
Pretty pleased with my first day as head of security at Nakatomi Plaza.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pretty pleased with my first day as head of security at Nakatomi Plaza.
Just deleted a post because I saw several hundred people posting the exact same thing. Not all heroes wear capes.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just deleted a post because I saw several hundred people posting the exact same thing. Not all heroes wear capes.
That’s the only time you’ll see ‘Trump’ and ‘class’ in the same sentence.
The U.S. Navy will buy up to 25 Trump-class "battleships," which will incorporate technologies that are still being developed.
How Donald Trump’s Battleships Will Compare to Current Navy Fleet
www.newsweek.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
That’s the only time you’ll see ‘Trump’ and ‘class’ in the same sentence.
The white coats have come for him at last.
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The white coats have come for him at last.
I don’t know if Anthony Joshua is on Bluesky, but I’ve had an idea…
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t know if Anthony Joshua is on Bluesky, but I’ve had an idea…
Not all Reform candidates are simply racist. Some are also xenophobic.
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Not all Reform candidates are simply racist. Some are also xenophobic.
He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In honour of President Trump I am renaming my anus. It will now be known as the Donald Trump Stinkhole. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m filing a $5 billion lawsuit against Donald Trump for getting on my tits. And I’ll fight like hell.
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I’m filing a $5 billion lawsuit against Donald Trump for getting on my tits. And I’ll fight like hell.
Just when you think he can’t outcunt himself, he outcunts himself.
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just when you think he can’t outcunt himself, he outcunts himself.
"Oooh, no missus!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Oooh, no missus!"
THAT THING YOU LIKE IS SHIT!!!
Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.
Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
THAT THING YOU LIKE IS SHIT!!!
Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.
Follow me for more hard-hitting, no-holds-barred opinions.
This isn’t Nigel Farage’s school photo. Please stop saying it is. He’ll be very upset.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This isn’t Nigel Farage’s school photo. Please stop saying it is. He’ll be very upset.
I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I told Google to stuff its algorithm up its arse. Now all I see are adverts for butt plugs.
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is looking rough.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is looking rough.
The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.
I am honoured to have received the very first Roger Quimbly Peace Prize. So unexpected. I’m lost for words.
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am honoured to have received the very first Roger Quimbly Peace Prize. So unexpected. I’m lost for words.
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
And the first FIFA Grovelling Toadying Shit prize goes to… Gianni Infantino.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And the first FIFA Grovelling Toadying Shit prize goes to… Gianni Infantino.
I see Kraftwerk have turned up.
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I see Kraftwerk have turned up.