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Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.
Just farted so hard I terminated my filibuster.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just farted so hard I terminated my filibuster.
Busy weekend ahead on social media, criticising the appearance of celebrities I don’t like and pointing out how they’ve aged.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Busy weekend ahead on social media, criticising the appearance of celebrities I don’t like and pointing out how they’ve aged.
One huge fart.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One huge fart.
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
A fuckwit writes
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A fuckwit writes
Thanks to an autocorrect error, I’ve just started a War On Terry.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thanks to an autocorrect error, I’ve just started a War On Terry.
I’ve got the horn.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve got the horn.
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
Big boy just found a mirror.
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Big boy just found a mirror.
Me, reading your posts.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me, reading your posts.
What a fucking spoon.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What a fucking spoon.
Tylenol Lawsuit? I’ve all of their albums.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tylenol Lawsuit? I’ve all of their albums.
“Very hard IQ test”
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Very hard IQ test”
I’m not convinced that putting Reform MPs in television adverts would increase any sales.
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m not convinced that putting Reform MPs in television adverts would increase any sales.
According to racists, it’s racist to call racists racist. Makes you think.
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
According to racists, it’s racist to call racists racist. Makes you think.
Put my clocks back so far I’m posting last year’s putting my clocks back post again.
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Put my clocks back so far I’m posting last year’s putting my clocks back post again.
Reposted by Mr Roger Quimbly
I just did the international sign for ‘Can I have the bill please?’ and the waiter brought me a stylophone.
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I just did the international sign for ‘Can I have the bill please?’ and the waiter brought me a stylophone.
Busy weekend ahead on social media watching videos of heroic ICE agents pointing their guns heroically at unarmed civilians, like the heroes they are.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Busy weekend ahead on social media watching videos of heroic ICE agents pointing their guns heroically at unarmed civilians, like the heroes they are.
I can see why he would want more ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I can see why he would want more ballroom.
Reposted by Mr Roger Quimbly
I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I for one did not see this coming
As metaphors go, it’s the most metaphorical of metaphors. Some say the greatest.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As metaphors go, it’s the most metaphorical of metaphors. Some say the greatest.