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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
If Ghislaine Maxwell says Donald Trump is innocent that’s good enough for me. Now if you’ll excuse me, a nice young man wants to sell me Tower Bridge.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
If Ghislaine Maxwell says Donald Trump is innocent that’s good enough for me. Now if you’ll excuse me, a nice young man wants to sell me Tower Bridge.
Keir Starmer’s cat has resigned.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Keir Starmer’s cat has resigned.
I see a lot of people complaining about Americanisms creeping into the English language. I totally agree and I’ve had it with them right up the wazoo.
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I see a lot of people complaining about Americanisms creeping into the English language. I totally agree and I’ve had it with them right up the wazoo.
Incredible photo. The teeth follow you around the room.
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Incredible photo. The teeth follow you around the room.
I wonder if Dominic Cummings is busy?
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I wonder if Dominic Cummings is busy?
Not on my thang.
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Not on my thang.
That’s easy for you to say.
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
That’s easy for you to say.
I’m glad I entered you.
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m glad I entered you.
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I didn’t know you were at the Winter Olympics plying your wares.
I didn’t know you were at the Winter Olympics plying your wares.
Winter Olympic: How penis injections became a talking point
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I didn’t know you were at the Winter Olympics plying your wares.
I didn’t know you were at the Winter Olympics plying your wares.
Don’t blab my pseudonym all over the place.
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Don’t blab my pseudonym all over the place.
I can’t believe that Donald ’Racist’ Trump turned out to be a racist. The racist.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I can’t believe that Donald ’Racist’ Trump turned out to be a racist. The racist.
That explains the chafing.
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
That explains the chafing.
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’re still trading.
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’re still trading.
Maybe Peter Mandelson should just defect to Reform.
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Maybe Peter Mandelson should just defect to Reform.
What sort of a world are we now living in when you can’t even trust a salt of the earth type like Peter Mandelson?
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What sort of a world are we now living in when you can’t even trust a salt of the earth type like Peter Mandelson?
I don’t think I’ll watch Melania in the cinema. I’ll wait until it comes onto Prime Video and not watch it then.
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I don’t think I’ll watch Melania in the cinema. I’ll wait until it comes onto Prime Video and not watch it then.
The Epstein files would never have been seen again if they’d hidden them in one of the cinemas where the Melania documentary is playing.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The Epstein files would never have been seen again if they’d hidden them in one of the cinemas where the Melania documentary is playing.
Pretty pleased with my first day as publicist for the Melania documentary.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Pretty pleased with my first day as publicist for the Melania documentary.
Odd that he doesn’t like Philip Glass considering how much he likes repeating himself.
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Odd that he doesn’t like Philip Glass considering how much he likes repeating himself.
Never go full Strangelove.
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Never go full Strangelove.
I apologise for my earlier grammatically incorrect post calling Donald Trump a ‘huge orange-fucking buffoon”. Of course I meant to call him a ‘huge orange fucking buffoon’. As far as I’m aware he hasn’t fucked any oranges. Yet.
Apologies for any confusion.
Apologies for any confusion.
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I apologise for my earlier grammatically incorrect post calling Donald Trump a ‘huge orange-fucking buffoon”. Of course I meant to call him a ‘huge orange fucking buffoon’. As far as I’m aware he hasn’t fucked any oranges. Yet.
Apologies for any confusion.
Apologies for any confusion.
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UK announces Meta-backed AI team to upgrade public services
The British government said on Tuesday it had recruited a team of artificial intelligence specialists to build AI tools to improve transport, public safety and defence, using funding from Meta .
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January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Nausea isn’t an emotion.
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Nausea isn’t an emotion.