Цольомир
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape
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it’s weird that when women feel lonely they read or something and when men get lonely they mass murder
June 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it’s weird that when women feel lonely they read or something and when men get lonely they mass murder
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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
May 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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На Ванга прогнозата за еврозоната каква беше?
May 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
На Ванга прогнозата за еврозоната каква беше?
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I really respect an ad campaign where the punchline is “Mother, I keep getting fucked by extremely large fellas.”
May 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I really respect an ad campaign where the punchline is “Mother, I keep getting fucked by extremely large fellas.”
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Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
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I like the way you handle the dumpster fire that is your life.
May 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I like the way you handle the dumpster fire that is your life.
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The problem with housework is that I’m much more tempted to stick my head in the oven now that I’ve cleaned it.
May 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The problem with housework is that I’m much more tempted to stick my head in the oven now that I’ve cleaned it.
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If the B-52s were Briitish
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If the B-52s were Briitish
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My gravestone is going to read . . . he finally got the long nap he wanted.
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My gravestone is going to read . . . he finally got the long nap he wanted.
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I’ll be honest, I could’ve done without this news: I’m going on a stag do to Leeds on Friday, all 10 of us dressed as cardinals.
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I’ll be honest, I could’ve done without this news: I’m going on a stag do to Leeds on Friday, all 10 of us dressed as cardinals.
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a hallmark movie where jesus returns to bring vengeance upon a small town that has forgotten the meaning of easter
April 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
a hallmark movie where jesus returns to bring vengeance upon a small town that has forgotten the meaning of easter
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Modern technology is awful.
March 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Modern technology is awful.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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You think George Jetson ever put his dick in the robot maid?
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
You think George Jetson ever put his dick in the robot maid?
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I find the problem with most people is they have a personality, and that's not really my jam.
December 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I find the problem with most people is they have a personality, and that's not really my jam.
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"I'm not heavy enough to register on a truck scale.". That's what I tell myself when I sit down before a plate full of lard and a family size bottle of corn syrup.
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
"I'm not heavy enough to register on a truck scale.". That's what I tell myself when I sit down before a plate full of lard and a family size bottle of corn syrup.
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Terminator: Come with me if you want to live.
Me: No.
Me: No.
December 1, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Terminator: Come with me if you want to live.
Me: No.
Me: No.
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just fire flaming arrows at the HMRC and pour a big cauldron of boiling oil on them you fucking fanny
November 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
just fire flaming arrows at the HMRC and pour a big cauldron of boiling oil on them you fucking fanny
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you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
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It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is an asteroid to hit Earth
November 29, 2024 at 1:14 PM
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is an asteroid to hit Earth
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I am #Thankful for the little things. I have no idea what they are, but at night I hear them whispering and chuckling under the fridge, and my mornings are haunted by their elusive scent. Are they plotting to steal my medication? Of course. But they are no match for my cunning. I shall thwart them.
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I am #Thankful for the little things. I have no idea what they are, but at night I hear them whispering and chuckling under the fridge, and my mornings are haunted by their elusive scent. Are they plotting to steal my medication? Of course. But they are no match for my cunning. I shall thwart them.