Paul Bassett Davies
@thewritertype.bsky.social
Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website:
https://www.thewritertype.com
https://www.thewritertype.com
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Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
There's only one way for the BBC to deal with a spiteful rightwing megalomaniac who wants to see the corporation destroyed. It must take the usual approach and invite him to appear on Question Time several times a year.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
There's only one way for the BBC to deal with a spiteful rightwing megalomaniac who wants to see the corporation destroyed. It must take the usual approach and invite him to appear on Question Time several times a year.
The BBC has been going downhill ever since it stopped requiring radio announcers to wear formal evening dress on the grounds that nobody could see them. And now it's so woke that nearly all BBC Radio programmes are recorded in the nude. Not a lot of people know that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The BBC has been going downhill ever since it stopped requiring radio announcers to wear formal evening dress on the grounds that nobody could see them. And now it's so woke that nearly all BBC Radio programmes are recorded in the nude. Not a lot of people know that.
In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
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The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab.
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab. eBook : Bassett Davies, Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
OFFER ENDS TONIGHT!
You don't know what you've got till it's gone. And you don't know it's gone till you can't find it. And then you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. And now you’ve forgotten what you came in here for.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You don't know what you've got till it's gone. And you don't know it's gone till you can't find it. And then you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. And now you’ve forgotten what you came in here for.
The BBC needs maintenance work, not demolition, unless you want it replaced by a sinister clown show like Fox News, or forced to advertise to make it as shitty as everything else. If so, you don't understand what makes it unique, and quite possibly how to tie your own shoes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The BBC needs maintenance work, not demolition, unless you want it replaced by a sinister clown show like Fox News, or forced to advertise to make it as shitty as everything else. If so, you don't understand what makes it unique, and quite possibly how to tie your own shoes.
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Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
The fact that the BBC is reporting on what the BBC did wrong is why we need the BBC. Critical self examination is one sign of a serious news organisation. Meanwhile, the Daily Mail still hasn’t admitted it supported Hitler.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The fact that the BBC is reporting on what the BBC did wrong is why we need the BBC. Critical self examination is one sign of a serious news organisation. Meanwhile, the Daily Mail still hasn’t admitted it supported Hitler.
Tim Davie resigning from the BBC over the edited Trump video is like Al Capone being jailed for tax evasion: sometimes the right thing happens for the wrong reason.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tim Davie resigning from the BBC over the edited Trump video is like Al Capone being jailed for tax evasion: sometimes the right thing happens for the wrong reason.
I listened to the two minute silence on BBC Radio 4 for Remembrance Sunday and I'm pretty sure they simply broadcast a repeat of the same silence they used last year. Disgraceful.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I listened to the two minute silence on BBC Radio 4 for Remembrance Sunday and I'm pretty sure they simply broadcast a repeat of the same silence they used last year. Disgraceful.
Reposted by Paul Bassett Davies
FREE OFFER this weekend only: download my collection “The Glade and Other Stories,” described by reviewers as “powerful,” “macabre,” “truly funny” and “moving.” A dozen superb stories totally FREE. Offer ends Monday.
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab.
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab. eBook : Bassett Davies, Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
FREE OFFER this weekend only: download my collection “The Glade and Other Stories,” described by reviewers as “powerful,” “macabre,” “truly funny” and “moving.” A dozen superb stories totally FREE. Offer ends Monday.
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
Wearing a poppy commemorates the sacrifice of those who died for our freedoms, including the freedom not to wear a poppy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Wearing a poppy commemorates the sacrifice of those who died for our freedoms, including the freedom not to wear a poppy.
Reposted by Paul Bassett Davies
This is an excellent, off-kilter and often very funny collection. Highly recommended. And it's free.
FREE OFFER this weekend only: download my collection “The Glade and Other Stories,” described by reviewers as “powerful,” “macabre,” “truly funny” and “moving.” A dozen superb stories totally FREE. Offer ends Monday.
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab.
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab. eBook : Bassett Davies, Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This is an excellent, off-kilter and often very funny collection. Highly recommended. And it's free.
While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
While your kids are asleep, remove their hamster from its cage, bend a gap in the bars, and hang a tiny rope ladder down.
FREE OFFER this weekend only: download my collection “The Glade and Other Stories,” described by reviewers as “powerful,” “macabre,” “truly funny” and “moving.” A dozen superb stories totally FREE. Offer ends Monday.
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab.
The Glade and other stories: The debut story collection from the acclaimed author of Dead Writers in Rehab. eBook : Bassett Davies, Paul: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
FREE OFFER this weekend only: download my collection “The Glade and Other Stories,” described by reviewers as “powerful,” “macabre,” “truly funny” and “moving.” A dozen superb stories totally FREE. Offer ends Monday.
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Glade-other-...
At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.
Trump is running low on people to pardon. Republicans must do their duty and commit more crimes for him.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Trump is running low on people to pardon. Republicans must do their duty and commit more crimes for him.
Looking for something to cheer you up this winter? Good luck with that. Meanwhile, read my chilling psychological thriller, Stone Heart Deep, and give yourself a scare. “As if Iain Banks rewrote the Wicker Man,” according to one review. Audiobook also available.
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Stone Heart Deep : Paul Bassett Davies: Amazon.co.uk: Books
Stone Heart Deep : Paul Bassett Davies: Amazon.co.uk: Books
www.amazon.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looking for something to cheer you up this winter? Good luck with that. Meanwhile, read my chilling psychological thriller, Stone Heart Deep, and give yourself a scare. “As if Iain Banks rewrote the Wicker Man,” according to one review. Audiobook also available.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1785...
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1785...
Here's a thought experiment: if you could become the richest person who ever lived, but the price would be that you have no friends, nobody to love, no sense of humour, no human feelings a- no, wait, sorry it's not a thought experiment, it's actually been done by Elon Musk.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here's a thought experiment: if you could become the richest person who ever lived, but the price would be that you have no friends, nobody to love, no sense of humour, no human feelings a- no, wait, sorry it's not a thought experiment, it's actually been done by Elon Musk.
People who wear those bike helmets with a little camera on top of them can be quite intimidating, especially if it’s the first time you’re having sex with them.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
People who wear those bike helmets with a little camera on top of them can be quite intimidating, especially if it’s the first time you’re having sex with them.
Q: How many leaders of developed nations at COP30 does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None of them has the slightest intention of changing a single fucking thing.
A: None of them has the slightest intention of changing a single fucking thing.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Q: How many leaders of developed nations at COP30 does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None of them has the slightest intention of changing a single fucking thing.
A: None of them has the slightest intention of changing a single fucking thing.
I hate Guy Fawkes Boxing Day, when we have to eat up all the unexploded fireworks. Bangers for lunch with rocket salad.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I hate Guy Fawkes Boxing Day, when we have to eat up all the unexploded fireworks. Bangers for lunch with rocket salad.
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House opposite is getting their roof retiled. Lads just walking about up there, cool as a breeze, like it was nothing. I could never do that because I have a terrible fear of work.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
House opposite is getting their roof retiled. Lads just walking about up there, cool as a breeze, like it was nothing. I could never do that because I have a terrible fear of work.
LIBERALS: oh dear what can we do to defeat rightwing extremism and fascism?
THE LEFT: socialism.
LIBERALS: whoa, let’s not get carried away here, but we’ll give your suggestion careful consideration, keep your details on file, and get back to you when it’s too late.
THE LEFT: socialism.
LIBERALS: whoa, let’s not get carried away here, but we’ll give your suggestion careful consideration, keep your details on file, and get back to you when it’s too late.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LIBERALS: oh dear what can we do to defeat rightwing extremism and fascism?
THE LEFT: socialism.
LIBERALS: whoa, let’s not get carried away here, but we’ll give your suggestion careful consideration, keep your details on file, and get back to you when it’s too late.
THE LEFT: socialism.
LIBERALS: whoa, let’s not get carried away here, but we’ll give your suggestion careful consideration, keep your details on file, and get back to you when it’s too late.
Sometimes I miss the old classic black & white silent fireworks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sometimes I miss the old classic black & white silent fireworks.