Paddle Girl
@paddlegurrl.bsky.social
flora, fauna, diving into the abyss, dogs, dirt, sun & the moon
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I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
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Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Men who slut shame women have really small dicks. It’s science.
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My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off
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hux on quality assurance duties
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
hux on quality assurance duties
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At this point the dog whistles are air horns.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
At this point the dog whistles are air horns.
I like hippopotamuses, and hippopotamuses like me.
a hippopotamus is swimming in a tank with a rocky shoreline in the background
ALT: a hippopotamus is swimming in a tank with a rocky shoreline in the background
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I like hippopotamuses, and hippopotamuses like me.
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I have heard the annual recitation of Alice's Restaurant
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have heard the annual recitation of Alice's Restaurant
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
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This snow would be a lot prettier if the house was clean.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This snow would be a lot prettier if the house was clean.
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You and I are falling stars.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You and I are falling stars.
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Under Trump, yesterday was terrible and today is worse. And tomorrow, there will be more lawlessness, more grift, more innocent people disappeared, more crypto bros rewarded, more violence against women, more hate toward the LGBTQ community, more Russian aggression.
The past decade has seen grave threats and unmistakable decline. But the past few days and weeks reveal that we have entered in a new and more perilous chapter here in the U.S. It must be a call to a new kind of action. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...
We Have Descended into Utter Madness
A new sense of urgency is needed. Our national crisis has grown much more acute.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Under Trump, yesterday was terrible and today is worse. And tomorrow, there will be more lawlessness, more grift, more innocent people disappeared, more crypto bros rewarded, more violence against women, more hate toward the LGBTQ community, more Russian aggression.
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"A new bird just dropped" is what I say every time I look out at my bird feeder because I can't identify birds.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"A new bird just dropped" is what I say every time I look out at my bird feeder because I can't identify birds.
Stones, Chili Peppers, Phil Collins, Dead, Stevie Nicks
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Tom Petty
Kenny Rogers
Counting Crows
Garth Brooks
Trans Siberian Orchestra
Tom Petty
Kenny Rogers
Counting Crows
Garth Brooks
Trans Siberian Orchestra
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
David Bowie
Van Halen
Harry Belafonte
Placido Domingo
Peter Murphy
David Bowie
Van Halen
Harry Belafonte
Placido Domingo
Peter Murphy
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Stones, Chili Peppers, Phil Collins, Dead, Stevie Nicks
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It’s rained, snowed, hailed, some sun, wind howling…Mother Nature, the menopause chronicles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s rained, snowed, hailed, some sun, wind howling…Mother Nature, the menopause chronicles.
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Wait, I'm totally confused. Trump is bombing boats in the Atlantic Ocean outside Venezuela for supposedly drug running. He's threatening to invade Venezuela because Maduro is a Drug lord of a gang that doesn't exist. Yet he's going to pardon an actual drug lord.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wait, I'm totally confused. Trump is bombing boats in the Atlantic Ocean outside Venezuela for supposedly drug running. He's threatening to invade Venezuela because Maduro is a Drug lord of a gang that doesn't exist. Yet he's going to pardon an actual drug lord.
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"..his intention to grant “a Full and Complete Pardon” to a former president of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the United States in a sweeping drug case."
The real criminals bringing drugs get pardons
#Pinks
The real criminals bringing drugs get pardons
#Pinks
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"..his intention to grant “a Full and Complete Pardon” to a former president of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the United States in a sweeping drug case."
The real criminals bringing drugs get pardons
#Pinks
The real criminals bringing drugs get pardons
#Pinks
I apologize for the over abundance of garlic
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I apologize for the over abundance of garlic
Me
Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Me
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This place has everything!
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This place has everything!
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Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
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And scene! Pops bra out of my sleeve, kicks off shoes & melts into the recliner
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And scene! Pops bra out of my sleeve, kicks off shoes & melts into the recliner
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Leaders aren't created on cheap reality shows. Chumps are.
Kelly is how the world wants to view the United States.
Trump is the reason to avoid it.
Kelly is how the world wants to view the United States.
Trump is the reason to avoid it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Leaders aren't created on cheap reality shows. Chumps are.
Kelly is how the world wants to view the United States.
Trump is the reason to avoid it.
Kelly is how the world wants to view the United States.
Trump is the reason to avoid it.
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I love that they have to call them a "base layer" instead of "leggings" to protect men's egos
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love that they have to call them a "base layer" instead of "leggings" to protect men's egos
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM