Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."

Siri, roll me another joint. And not so sloppy this time

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.

I wonder if people who post their gym selfie for their dating profile pic know I don’t care

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?

Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers 🦃🍁

I can't be the only one who wonders what crazy shit goes down on Sesame Street when they're not filming

I have a goal every day to share my kindness, support, and love. You never know who you're helping. At the end of the day, it's the little things that get us all through. We could all use a little more empathy. I hope everyone experiences at least one moment today that makes them smile. 🤍

give me fuel

give me fire

give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand

Quit trying to butter me up. I'm not a fucking dinner roll.

I am against any "without downloading any new pics" type of posts.

Find, cultivate, and carefully select what you share to entertain me.

is this thing on?

When your mum said you could be anything, why did you choose to be a cunt?