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🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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"Gay people should just create their own stuff" Webfishing dev got doxxed because their game was too gay, you guys literally don't let us have anything
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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you can't put the genie back in the bottle on a connected world, you know. Globalization is part of the texture of our lives and we can have better than it is. You can have proletarian internationalism or you can have cop internationalism
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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the cheese sticks are really good
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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NEW: Firings of LGBTQ staff at NBC and Condé Nast have worsened an already dire picture for legacy news media when it comes to covering the trans community.

From @billiejsweeney.bsky.social, a close look at our increasingly degraded media environment.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Corporate Media’s Queer Purge — Assigned
It’s no coincidence that historic assaults on trans and queer people’s rights have been accompanied by the mainstream media’s widespread dismissal of LGBTQ+ journalists and the elimination of beats de...
www.assignedmedia.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
help out the magical chicken lady
I need to be aggressive at this and only have $640.00 to pay the entire medical debt clean. Anything that gets me remotely closer to finish this off by new years end would be appreciated.
PayPal.me/Chickenbokbok
$KreseMaysa
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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wip: working on a piggy mattel because I was gripped. Maybe someday I’ll draw other stuff 🤷‍♀️
March 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
melania's whole eastern european haunted christmas thing is like the one thing i or anybody else with a soul likes about her
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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grievance farmers will always rotate their crops
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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smokin on that shit that made skeletons be made of bones now
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Please consider helping me to eat.

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/epistemophagy
PayPal: paypal.me/epistemophagy
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
you don't wanna miss out on all the ample ladies and fungal fun
Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the crackdown on trans women illustrates that those who rule us view the notion of freedom as an illusion to control the flock rather than as an actual offer like a flash of loud and violent lightning

in what even nominally free society could somebody not just be a lady if they want to?
the reason the ruling class hold extra special vitriol fur trans women is because the worst thing a man can desire to be in a society built on the lie that men are inherently superior is a woman. we represent the crumbling of everything theyve built. society is run by a cabal of pedophiles
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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This is actually the original definition of emotional labor, as defined by Arlie Hochschild, the sociologist who coined the term. It refers to the labor of performing emotions in order to do your job. It is not enough to just do your job, you have to put on a performance
There is something really wrong with people who need workers to be not just competent, but slavishly fake-happy. "Slavishly" used on purpose, bc that's where this grotesquerie comes from.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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We live under neoliteralism
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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During the W. era, the narrative of personal redemption was significant for the self-conception of that very evangelical-driven movement. Now, from Vance to Nuzzi, here the source of sin is located in the parents, where there’s much less empathy for alcoholism than a redemptive narrative allows.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
one day someone will turn me into a marketable plush creature
they turned me into a marketable plushie
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
genuine question: what books are these
my favorite literary fiction sub-genre is, "i am a well-to-do writer (professor, novelist) who is consumed by feelings of ennui that are only resolved by cheating on my wife with a woman 20 years younger than me—but i feel bad about it, so maybe im not so bad after all"
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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"While the mortal world questions and wonders, I know what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel. I am the last scholar of Golb. I am your doom."

It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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One of the greatest actors of his, or any, era. Brooding, haunted, Gothic good looks with the intensity and conviction to back them up. He worked the camera like a speed bag. RiP king
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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you have to hand it to Schumer, there's no way the Left would have been able to make inroads with RESIST Libs and Vote Blue No Matter Who lobotomites if he hadn't used our collective faces to wipe his ass on public television
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Small-town murder mystery about a brooding film noir type who monologues about "their town" like they want to have sex with it, as one does, but instead of wanting to fuck the idea of Los Angeles or whatever they're horny and repressed for the concept of a village with a population of 3000 people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I love having a Kangaskhan in ZA, mega evolving it and shouting "THE CHILD CRAVES VIOLENCE"

Peak gaming
a cartoon pokemon is standing next to a smaller pokemon on a blue background .
ALT: a cartoon pokemon is standing next to a smaller pokemon on a blue background .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM