i gotta introduce you to my best friend sometime, he's a synths guy i think you two could be good music buddies

its amazing that a decade later all the hillary people manage to continue being sore winners AND sore losers like the last ten-ish years didn't happen

centrists would not get anywhere without defaming people to their left

i'm literally a cishet male top and the shit he says creeps ME the fuck out

also, again, you can't throw around feminist in the pejorative (even with an adjective, nice try though) in defense of a guy who gets hard thinking about chicks getting raped and needs to make that everyone else's problem. its just going to make him (and you) look guiltier

that horse don't run

look its an inherently fraught fetish to have as a top and none of how he talks to women does him any favors

i am a weird little guy with well-known interests in niche interest pornography and i am telling you this dude is the dictionary definition of out of bounds

mobster dad being deeply disappointed but nonetheless being forced by the sheer profitability to have his son be everybody's side piece

can't even get secrets because somehow little mister adriana la cerving cunt over here is the one schmuck still taking omerta seriously

how do we know that's not his little scheme to get his brains fucked out? you can't trust femboy aj soprano over here to not be playing a meta-hustle for the meat

alli i think you just invented a cat

finn is gonna get there things will go okay for a while and he's gonna fumble harder than he fumbled phoebe

which i am here for

i don't know if i'd call him a good poster

especially compared to the queen

you would be a good gangster of love. one of them big zoot suits and a pink tommy gun that shoots lil hearts and shit

hang in there lil lady, you got this

it always comes off like this to me

"its like winnie the pooh but he does the murdurr"

he's a doctor who

why are they increasing the market value of my hyperlexia