🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @maximumgraves.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @maximumgraves.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
important frog update:
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
important frog update:
robots love to be rootin tootin
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
robots love to be rootin tootin
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Sorry but if you defend the carve out for "involuntary servitude and slavery" then I have to assume you're okay with doing a lot of coercive things to people in lockup and guess what happens to me, the transsexual, in there.
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Sorry but if you defend the carve out for "involuntary servitude and slavery" then I have to assume you're okay with doing a lot of coercive things to people in lockup and guess what happens to me, the transsexual, in there.
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War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
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A self-proclaimed anti-fascist who claims ignorance of extremely well documented fascist iconography is, perhaps, a liar.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
A self-proclaimed anti-fascist who claims ignorance of extremely well documented fascist iconography is, perhaps, a liar.
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‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
finally got the 150cc Leaf Cup with Cheep Cheep + Baby Blooper of all things
lil fish guy gettin' it done
lil fish guy gettin' it done
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
finally got the 150cc Leaf Cup with Cheep Cheep + Baby Blooper of all things
lil fish guy gettin' it done
lil fish guy gettin' it done
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
got big laughs over the holidays by picking bowser jr in mario kart then saying "look at me, i'm ben shapiro! nyeh!"
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
got big laughs over the holidays by picking bowser jr in mario kart then saying "look at me, i'm ben shapiro! nyeh!"
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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Last night my partner ordered food and the delivery driver texted them before the drop off that he needed more money. Now I just saw a video where a driver was holding this woman's pizza hostage until she gave him cash (she had already paid for the order). Wtaf is going on
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Last night my partner ordered food and the delivery driver texted them before the drop off that he needed more money. Now I just saw a video where a driver was holding this woman's pizza hostage until she gave him cash (she had already paid for the order). Wtaf is going on
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
letting your kid join the military when donald trump got elected two different times is kinda on you
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
letting your kid join the military when donald trump got elected two different times is kinda on you
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Re contracts for books, I highly recommend becoming conversant with best practices, bad boilerplate clauses, etc, even if you have an agent, so you understand everything you have signed your name to. The idea anyone should use generative AI for this purpose is laughable.
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Re contracts for books, I highly recommend becoming conversant with best practices, bad boilerplate clauses, etc, even if you have an agent, so you understand everything you have signed your name to. The idea anyone should use generative AI for this purpose is laughable.
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I personally think it's efficient of anticommunists to put themselves in the blender lol
Polls: 91% of Venezuelans Hold Unfavorable Views of Opposition Leader María Corina Machado
The Venezuelan People Have Spoken. Washington Isn’t Listening
medium.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I personally think it's efficient of anticommunists to put themselves in the blender lol
well at least john krasinski is shooting fat ropes right now
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
well at least john krasinski is shooting fat ropes right now
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Welp, it already seems like social media is going to be as depressing as ever this year. So please take a moment just to enjoy today's Low Quality Ad. It is a Kirby's mug. Look, Kirby opened up his own Arby's. That's nice, right? Gave you a few seconds of happiness, eh?
collabs.shop/onxtzw
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January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Welp, it already seems like social media is going to be as depressing as ever this year. So please take a moment just to enjoy today's Low Quality Ad. It is a Kirby's mug. Look, Kirby opened up his own Arby's. That's nice, right? Gave you a few seconds of happiness, eh?
collabs.shop/onxtzw
collabs.shop/onxtzw
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Law enforcement will say that they don't go after people like Bundy because he is "heavily armed" and it is "dangerous." Funny how they only say this about white guys.
The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff began 10 years ago today.
In April of 2025, The Tribune interviewed Ammon Bundy, now living in southern Utah as a fugitive — though law enforcement has shown little interest in arresting him.
In April of 2025, The Tribune interviewed Ammon Bundy, now living in southern Utah as a fugitive — though law enforcement has shown little interest in arresting him.
Exclusive: Back in good LDS standing, Ammon Bundy talks about his life in Utah as a wanted man
Even with an Idaho warrant out for his arrest, Ammon Bundy said he is not overly concerned about being collared by police while he lives in Utah.
www.sltrib.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Law enforcement will say that they don't go after people like Bundy because he is "heavily armed" and it is "dangerous." Funny how they only say this about white guys.
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Reuters put out a big post saying how fuckin awesome this was.
Doubling down. It is not a controversial take to give respect to AP and Reuters journalists in Venezuela, most of who are local or from Lat Am, currently risking their lives, and who are paid for their work — so everyone else can benefit from their reporting.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Reuters put out a big post saying how fuckin awesome this was.
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Writing a letter to Vegeta and asking him to help us ‘sort out’ the current US president
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Writing a letter to Vegeta and asking him to help us ‘sort out’ the current US president
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guy who is for the war but against the troops
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
guy who is for the war but against the troops