🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @maximumgraves.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @maximumgraves.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
over the holidays i made my mom a pretty good ham sandwich
black forest ham, slice of provolone, and Duke's mayonnaise. served on lightly toasted pepperidge farm farmhouse whole grain bread
black forest ham, slice of provolone, and Duke's mayonnaise. served on lightly toasted pepperidge farm farmhouse whole grain bread
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
over the holidays i made my mom a pretty good ham sandwich
black forest ham, slice of provolone, and Duke's mayonnaise. served on lightly toasted pepperidge farm farmhouse whole grain bread
black forest ham, slice of provolone, and Duke's mayonnaise. served on lightly toasted pepperidge farm farmhouse whole grain bread
can miss piggy get it? yes.
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 AM
can miss piggy get it? yes.
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studying the dark arts & dark crafts. slaughtercolours. malcramé. uphellstery. killigraphy. and such
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
studying the dark arts & dark crafts. slaughtercolours. malcramé. uphellstery. killigraphy. and such
if they're not calling it Blake's 8 i don't know why they'd bother
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
if they're not calling it Blake's 8 i don't know why they'd bother
and albert in twin peaks! this dude was so good
Today Marks The 9th Anniversary Of The Passing Of The Late Great Actor Miguel Ferrer
Miguel José Ferrer (February 7, 1955 – January 19, 2017) Was An American Actor. His Breakthrough Role Was As Bob Morton In The 1987 Film RoboCop. Other Film Roles Include Harbinger In Hot Shots!
Miguel José Ferrer (February 7, 1955 – January 19, 2017) Was An American Actor. His Breakthrough Role Was As Bob Morton In The 1987 Film RoboCop. Other Film Roles Include Harbinger In Hot Shots!
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
and albert in twin peaks! this dude was so good
really need to develop that raygun gothic screenplay idea about a future where humanity's greatest defender from old timey flying saucer martians is a guy named Michael Z Jordan who is cloned from Michael Jordans A-Y so he has all their talents
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
Michael B. Jordan almost changed his name after being compared to NBA superstar: 'I got teased so much'
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
really need to develop that raygun gothic screenplay idea about a future where humanity's greatest defender from old timey flying saucer martians is a guy named Michael Z Jordan who is cloned from Michael Jordans A-Y so he has all their talents
this time Jaws is the good guy because he's going after Martha's Vineyard
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
this time Jaws is the good guy because he's going after Martha's Vineyard
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Abundance! Fresh from the Sea!
www.patreon.com/posts/abunda...
www.patreon.com/posts/abunda...
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Abundance! Fresh from the Sea!
www.patreon.com/posts/abunda...
www.patreon.com/posts/abunda...
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Wow WTF! Clip Studio continues removing services and trying to bleed their users for every penny they have. They’re slowly becoming Adobe and it’s pissing me off. This is a company I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on and pay for a not very cheap subscription just to use it on my iPad!
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Wow WTF! Clip Studio continues removing services and trying to bleed their users for every penny they have. They’re slowly becoming Adobe and it’s pissing me off. This is a company I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on and pay for a not very cheap subscription just to use it on my iPad!
as a somewhat skilled alpine skier i say let people inject some acid into their penis if they want to
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
as a somewhat skilled alpine skier i say let people inject some acid into their penis if they want to
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Im not saying I could ever take these sort of pieces seriously but I take them so much less seriously after the PPP loans
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Im not saying I could ever take these sort of pieces seriously but I take them so much less seriously after the PPP loans
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On MLK Day, we’ll hear a lot of quotes from people actively dismantling his legacy, including the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.
Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.
Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
On MLK Day, we’ll hear a lot of quotes from people actively dismantling his legacy, including the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.
Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.
Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.
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Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
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Precious Baby (needs to unionize)
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Precious Baby (needs to unionize)
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AHHH GOOD NEWS TO WAKE UP TO!
Congratulations to Keezy Young @keezyyoung.bsky.social, winner of the Best Artist category in the 2025 Broken Frontier Awards! @littlebrown.bsky.social www.brokenfrontier.com/broken-front...
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
AHHH GOOD NEWS TO WAKE UP TO!
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Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
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there is a whole type of person who wants to maximize immiseration and toil
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
there is a whole type of person who wants to maximize immiseration and toil
smash brothers really leaving money on the table not putting in an achievement for getting a knockout with the discarded bit of the drill
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
smash brothers really leaving money on the table not putting in an achievement for getting a knockout with the discarded bit of the drill
inventing a new cryptid called thothman, who are a bunch of ibis-headed nerds who steal books and get into inane arguments with random passersby
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
inventing a new cryptid called thothman, who are a bunch of ibis-headed nerds who steal books and get into inane arguments with random passersby
if anyone from publishing heeds my advice we need to invest a lot of money into this venture
Who wouldn't want to read an anthology of Victorian and Edwardian ladies dangling from dirigibles, kicking blackguards over ships' rails, defusing infernal devices, and laughing in the faces of shocked superintendents and maddened masterminds, quite possibly all in the same story?
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
if anyone from publishing heeds my advice we need to invest a lot of money into this venture
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not necessarily a comment on cory, but EFF is not our friend. just in recent years it advocated for cryptocurrency and to allow generative AI companies to steal anything you’ve every made or posted to train their models — the latter of which cory directed supported.
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
not necessarily a comment on cory, but EFF is not our friend. just in recent years it advocated for cryptocurrency and to allow generative AI companies to steal anything you’ve every made or posted to train their models — the latter of which cory directed supported.
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it’s funny how some people read “director at EFF” and see it as a good thing when that organization is directly implicated in pushing the regulatory framework that got us in this tech dystopian mess in the first place
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
it’s funny how some people read “director at EFF” and see it as a good thing when that organization is directly implicated in pushing the regulatory framework that got us in this tech dystopian mess in the first place
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People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
People will do literally anything to avoid saying the American left was right
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