🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
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rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
the crackdown on trans women illustrates that those who rule us view the notion of freedom as an illusion to control the flock rather than as an actual offer like a flash of loud and violent lightning
in what even nominally free society could somebody not just be a lady if they want to?
in what even nominally free society could somebody not just be a lady if they want to?
the reason the ruling class hold extra special vitriol fur trans women is because the worst thing a man can desire to be in a society built on the lie that men are inherently superior is a woman. we represent the crumbling of everything theyve built. society is run by a cabal of pedophiles
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the crackdown on trans women illustrates that those who rule us view the notion of freedom as an illusion to control the flock rather than as an actual offer like a flash of loud and violent lightning
in what even nominally free society could somebody not just be a lady if they want to?
in what even nominally free society could somebody not just be a lady if they want to?
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This is actually the original definition of emotional labor, as defined by Arlie Hochschild, the sociologist who coined the term. It refers to the labor of performing emotions in order to do your job. It is not enough to just do your job, you have to put on a performance
There is something really wrong with people who need workers to be not just competent, but slavishly fake-happy. "Slavishly" used on purpose, bc that's where this grotesquerie comes from.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This is actually the original definition of emotional labor, as defined by Arlie Hochschild, the sociologist who coined the term. It refers to the labor of performing emotions in order to do your job. It is not enough to just do your job, you have to put on a performance
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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We live under neoliteralism
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We live under neoliteralism
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
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During the W. era, the narrative of personal redemption was significant for the self-conception of that very evangelical-driven movement. Now, from Vance to Nuzzi, here the source of sin is located in the parents, where there’s much less empathy for alcoholism than a redemptive narrative allows.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
During the W. era, the narrative of personal redemption was significant for the self-conception of that very evangelical-driven movement. Now, from Vance to Nuzzi, here the source of sin is located in the parents, where there’s much less empathy for alcoholism than a redemptive narrative allows.
one day someone will turn me into a marketable plush creature
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
one day someone will turn me into a marketable plush creature
genuine question: what books are these
my favorite literary fiction sub-genre is, "i am a well-to-do writer (professor, novelist) who is consumed by feelings of ennui that are only resolved by cheating on my wife with a woman 20 years younger than me—but i feel bad about it, so maybe im not so bad after all"
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
genuine question: what books are these
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"While the mortal world questions and wonders, I know what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel. I am the last scholar of Golb. I am your doom."
It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"While the mortal world questions and wonders, I know what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel. I am the last scholar of Golb. I am your doom."
It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
It's like everyone in the AT writing room across 15 years went, 'We got Ron Perelman to say five lines per season, each needs to be straight fire.'
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
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One of the greatest actors of his, or any, era. Brooding, haunted, Gothic good looks with the intensity and conviction to back them up. He worked the camera like a speed bag. RiP king
RIP legendary Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai. Star of Kurosawa's Kagemusha, Ran, many other classics. He was 92. news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
俳優・仲代達矢さん死去 92歳 - Yahoo!ニュース
映画「人間の条件」や黒沢明監督の「影武者」などに主演し、主宰する「無名塾」で後進を育てた俳優で文化勲章受章者の仲代達矢（なかだい・たつや、本名元久＝もとひさ）さんが死去したことが11日、分かった。9
news.yahoo.co.jp
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of the greatest actors of his, or any, era. Brooding, haunted, Gothic good looks with the intensity and conviction to back them up. He worked the camera like a speed bag. RiP king
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you have to hand it to Schumer, there's no way the Left would have been able to make inroads with RESIST Libs and Vote Blue No Matter Who lobotomites if he hadn't used our collective faces to wipe his ass on public television
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
you have to hand it to Schumer, there's no way the Left would have been able to make inroads with RESIST Libs and Vote Blue No Matter Who lobotomites if he hadn't used our collective faces to wipe his ass on public television
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Small-town murder mystery about a brooding film noir type who monologues about "their town" like they want to have sex with it, as one does, but instead of wanting to fuck the idea of Los Angeles or whatever they're horny and repressed for the concept of a village with a population of 3000 people.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Small-town murder mystery about a brooding film noir type who monologues about "their town" like they want to have sex with it, as one does, but instead of wanting to fuck the idea of Los Angeles or whatever they're horny and repressed for the concept of a village with a population of 3000 people.
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I love having a Kangaskhan in ZA, mega evolving it and shouting "THE CHILD CRAVES VIOLENCE"
Peak gaming
Peak gaming
a cartoon pokemon is standing next to a smaller pokemon on a blue background .
ALT: a cartoon pokemon is standing next to a smaller pokemon on a blue background .
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November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love having a Kangaskhan in ZA, mega evolving it and shouting "THE CHILD CRAVES VIOLENCE"
Peak gaming
Peak gaming
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I missed the detail that Mark Carney ditched the luxury tax on private jets, yachts, and vehicles over $100,000 in the budget, though I also can’t say I’m surprised.
The banker-in-chief is serving his Bay Street buddies.
The banker-in-chief is serving his Bay Street buddies.
Here's what each federal department plans to cut under Budget 2025 | CBC News
Tuesday's federal budget offers a glimpse into how dozens of government departments plan to rein in spending following this summer's comprehensive expenditure review. Here's a department-by-departmen...
www.cbc.ca
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I missed the detail that Mark Carney ditched the luxury tax on private jets, yachts, and vehicles over $100,000 in the budget, though I also can’t say I’m surprised.
The banker-in-chief is serving his Bay Street buddies.
The banker-in-chief is serving his Bay Street buddies.
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Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
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schumer is more willing to work with the GOP than he is with mamdani lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
schumer is more willing to work with the GOP than he is with mamdani lol
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IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
"my brother just got smoked twice for being an entitled sex creep, i should grow the most sex offender mustache. that's the ticket" is the plan for ol' christopher charles cuomo
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"my brother just got smoked twice for being an entitled sex creep, i should grow the most sex offender mustache. that's the ticket" is the plan for ol' christopher charles cuomo
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"Imagine someone with Bernie's policies but not 100 years old" is a very appealing idea to a lot of folks
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Imagine someone with Bernie's policies but not 100 years old" is a very appealing idea to a lot of folks
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Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"
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“but why should for-profit healthcare execs be prosecuted for murder?”
i’m glad you asked! it’s because every healthcare exec socially murders innocent people to increase their rate of profit!
i’m glad you asked! it’s because every healthcare exec socially murders innocent people to increase their rate of profit!
“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.
What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
there was a new study published *today* in Nature showing that state-level anti-trans laws increase suicide among trans kids up to 72%.
when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because *IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US*
when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because *IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US*
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“but why should for-profit healthcare execs be prosecuted for murder?”
i’m glad you asked! it’s because every healthcare exec socially murders innocent people to increase their rate of profit!
i’m glad you asked! it’s because every healthcare exec socially murders innocent people to increase their rate of profit!