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Jonathan L. Howard
@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social
I write novels & games. Johannes Cabal, Carter & Lovecraft, THE SHADOW ON THE GLASS for "Call of Cthulhu," Russalka, Kyth the Taker, Goon Squad, co-wrote BROKEN SWORD I-III, principal writer on ATOMFALL. All my fault. Sorry.
UK. Portrait: Small Robot
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The worst part is when he bursts into his parents' apartment during a swingers party for child-free adults.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/super-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Are we doing end-of-the-year roundups? Okay, well, it's been a rum sort of year, but oodles of team-based stuff, plus my first comic, so that was nice. All very ATOMFALL orientated, but that's the sort of year it's been.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Enterprise being pursued at Warp 5 by a giant Brian Blessed head bellowing "KIIIRRRRRKKKK!"
I'm getting "Gerry Anderson's STAR TREK" vibes.
The question is: Is the character depicted there a base commander, star-pilot, or general purpose space adventurer?
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Whodunnit? It could be any of them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm getting "Gerry Anderson's STAR TREK" vibes.
The question is: Is the character depicted there a base commander, star-pilot, or general purpose space adventurer?
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Hell yes. Keep an eye out for our show in 2026.

THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER

Dan Stevens, Judith Light, CCH Pounder, Stephen Root, Aasif Mandvi, John Benjamin Hickey, and so many more great actors.

I am so proud of what we created and for you all to see it. It’s gonna fuck you up! In a good way.
And at some point in 2026, The Terror: Devil in Silver from @victorlavalle.bsky.social, Karyn Kusama, & me.
‘The Pitt’ clocks in for another shift, ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ returns to Westeros, and ‘Bridgerton’ brings out the ballgowns once more — the small screen’s future is looking brighter than ever.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm not keen on... no, let's not be mealy-mouthed about this, I absolute despise all of these *except* for bottom middle, which is clearly a production still for an exciting new space opera series debuting this spring. I, for one, shall be watching.
When people say they want to go back to a time "when men were men", I point them to Issue 2528 of the "Men in Belted Sweaters" catalogue.
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just reminiscing with ABBA about that time I talked them out of writing a song about Austerlitz.
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bumped into George R. R. Martin coming out of a toilet.
Stood in line for a bathroom with Ryan Reynolds.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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My favourite Paddington is when he comes for you before you've even died.

Here he is ushering Liz Truss out of number ten.
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Was in Bristol today so strolled up Stoke Crofts and visited The Haunted Bookshop. Bought a couple of things, including a copy of THE VENGEANCE by that @emmanewman.bsky.social. Support local small businesses yo.
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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There's a lot of ghosts around at Christmas, here's one by @rainesz.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This is really interesting.
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
open.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's all about the bailout, isn't it? Techbros are gadflies on the flank of the global economy, taking without giving anything but spectacular levels of irritation, parasites who won't shut up about how lucky you are to be parasitised by them.
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oh, good heavens. I have this still. 39 years ago? Oh, blimey.
Good morning! It’s Monday December 29th 2025! Another day already? Crikey! Onward!

(Out this very month some 39 years ago, 1986’s Detective Comics #572, with its cover featuring Batman & Sherlock Holmes by Michael Wm. Kaluta et al.)

You be careful out there among them English, Joanne Book.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Quite apart from the choice of name for the company which is... a choice, I interpreted the post text as crimes *committed* by the most wealthy. "About time," I thought. But no, it's the wealthy concerned about the poors getting uppity and attempting some impromptu wealth redistribution. Of course.
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA, MONEY, PUSSY.

Okay. All right.
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have a quick note taking app on my 'phone that I forget about for months at a time, and some of the notes I made months or years ago baffle me as much as anyone. One entry, however, perplexes me more than most:

"House of Tits & Weasels."
I have a note for something I'm working on today that reads, in its entirety, "so to move is to pray as you go"

There's also an arrow pointing to the previous page so I was like "Aha, this connects to something there"

It does NOT but Previous Me knew SOMETHING so on we go
Writing is honestly so great. I just opened Scrivener and at the bottom of the draft is a note I made last night: "there's a severed head involved." How is the severed head involved? Well we're going to find out, aren't we? We're going to put some coffee and the record player on and find out.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Liz Truss is right that Britain's political system needs some reform. It did, after all, allow an intellect-free moral vacuum like Liz Truss to become prime minister for 44 disastrous days.
Liz Truss, who served 44 days as UK prime minister, goes full Curtis Yarvin.

Interviewing Yarvin on her new podcast, she calls for overhauling UK government to fit his vision.

“I agree with you, having spent 10 years in the system, you need to start from scratch,” Truss tells Yarvin.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM