Goblin Categorizer
@goblincategory.bsky.social
Categorizes goblins in Magic: The Gathering and other media between "funny little guy", "precious baby", and "full bastard".
This account is not associated with @spice8rack.bsky.social in any way and runs with its bit for fun.
Trans rights.
This account is not associated with @spice8rack.bsky.social in any way and runs with its bit for fun.
Trans rights.
Pinned
Banner art by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
Precious Babies (make killer sandwiches)
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Precious Babies (make killer sandwiches)
Funny Little Guy (very good at three card monte)
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Funny Little Guy (very good at three card monte)
Funny Little Guys (host parties at other people's houses)
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Funny Little Guys (host parties at other people's houses)
Full Bastard (worst trust-fall partner)
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Full Bastard (worst trust-fall partner)
Full Bastard (pays his soldiers with gum)
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Full Bastard (pays his soldiers with gum)
Precious Baby (just loves being included)
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Precious Baby (just loves being included)
Precious Baby (most wholesome goblin you'll ever meet, writing is surprisingly bloody)
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Precious Baby (most wholesome goblin you'll ever meet, writing is surprisingly bloody)
Full Bastard (Krenko keeps saying he just needs more training)
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Full Bastard (Krenko keeps saying he just needs more training)
Full Bastard (caused neighboring shoe stores to hire security)
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Full Bastard (caused neighboring shoe stores to hire security)
Funny Little Guy (fashion visionary)
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Funny Little Guy (fashion visionary)
Funny Little Guy
It's #goblinweek, eh? Let me talk about goblins in HIS MAJESTY THE WORM.
Goblins are the pupal state of orcs. They're up and raiding within a few days of being born. They're rascals, alright, but usually on the side of "troublesome thieves" and less "people eating murderers."
Goblins are the pupal state of orcs. They're up and raiding within a few days of being born. They're rascals, alright, but usually on the side of "troublesome thieves" and less "people eating murderers."
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Funny Little Guy
200th goblin to be categorized!
Full Bastard/ Precious Baby/ Funny Little Guy (in that order)
Full Bastard/ Precious Baby/ Funny Little Guy (in that order)
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
200th goblin to be categorized!
Full Bastard/ Precious Baby/ Funny Little Guy (in that order)
Full Bastard/ Precious Baby/ Funny Little Guy (in that order)
Full Bastard (isn't allowed to eat ice cream anymore)
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Full Bastard (isn't allowed to eat ice cream anymore)
Full Bastard (not the ecstatic type)
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Full Bastard (not the ecstatic type)
Precious Baby (eats all the gross jellybeans you don't have to)
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Precious Baby (eats all the gross jellybeans you don't have to)
Funny Little Guy (always there when you need help moving)
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Funny Little Guy (always there when you need help moving)
Full Bastard (was kicked out of rehab)
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Full Bastard (was kicked out of rehab)
Precious Baby (and her precious baby)
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Precious Baby (and her precious baby)
Full Bastards (overcharge)
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Full Bastards (overcharge)
Full Bastard (in severe need of some empathy exercises)
I know the feeling, My Goblin horde is fierce but they tend to Die often
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Full Bastard (in severe need of some empathy exercises)
Funny Little Guy (head of the goblin party committee, also the only surviving member)
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Funny Little Guy (head of the goblin party committee, also the only surviving member)
Precious Baby (needs to unionize)
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Precious Baby (needs to unionize)
Full Bastard (colonial energy)
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Full Bastard (colonial energy)
Full B- wait this is orc how did you get on this list
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Full B- wait this is orc how did you get on this list
Precious Baby (can take an insult but doesn't deserve one)
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Precious Baby (can take an insult but doesn't deserve one)