Goblin Categorizer
@goblincategory.bsky.social
Categorizes goblins in Magic: The Gathering and other media between "funny little guy", "precious baby", and "full bastard".
This account is not associated with @spice8rack.bsky.social in any way and runs with its bit for fun.
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This account is not associated with @spice8rack.bsky.social in any way and runs with its bit for fun.
Trans rights.
Full Bastard (cop)
July 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Full Bastard (cop)
Precious Baby (never gives up on its goals)
July 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Precious Baby (never gives up on its goals)
Funny Little Guy (and 1,783 full bastards)
July 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Funny Little Guy (and 1,783 full bastards)
Full Bastard (needs to work on his toxic masculinity)
July 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Full Bastard (needs to work on his toxic masculinity)
Funny Little Guys (will call you names and invite you in to go shopping with them)
July 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Funny Little Guys (will call you names and invite you in to go shopping with them)
Full Bastard (average soccer fan)
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Full Bastard (average soccer fan)
Funny Little Guy (gives the worst high fives)
July 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Funny Little Guy (gives the worst high fives)
Full Bastard (have an elitist attitude)
July 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Full Bastard (have an elitist attitude)
Precious Baby (turned over new leaf)
June 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Precious Baby (turned over new leaf)
Full Bastard (cannot be trusted with matches)
June 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Full Bastard (cannot be trusted with matches)
Full Bastard (not even gonna footnote this one what the hell dude)
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Full Bastard (not even gonna footnote this one what the hell dude)
Full Bastard (cuts people in lines)
June 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Full Bastard (cuts people in lines)
Full Bastard (Make sure you join his parties only after he brings out the desserts)
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Full Bastard (Make sure you join his parties only after he brings out the desserts)
Funny Little Guy (banned from the winter olympics)
June 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Funny Little Guy (banned from the winter olympics)
Funny Little Guy (mysteriously appears on people's wills)
June 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Funny Little Guy (mysteriously appears on people's wills)
Funny Little Guy (invited to every rave)
June 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Funny Little Guy (invited to every rave)
Precious Baby (will complete your cosplay)
June 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Precious Baby (will complete your cosplay)
Precious Baby (actually brings up some valid concerns)
June 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Precious Baby (actually brings up some valid concerns)
Full Bastard (assuming this thing qualifies as a goblin)
June 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Full Bastard (assuming this thing qualifies as a goblin)
Full Bastard (well, half bastard)
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Full Bastard (well, half bastard)
Full Bastard (loves the "I'm not touching you" routine)
June 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Full Bastard (loves the "I'm not touching you" routine)
Funny Little Guy (was an Action Park regular)
June 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Funny Little Guy (was an Action Park regular)
Full Bastard (thinks "no man left behind" only applies to the humans he kills)
June 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Full Bastard (thinks "no man left behind" only applies to the humans he kills)
Full Bastard (kind of a thorn in my side)
June 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Full Bastard (kind of a thorn in my side)
Full Bastard (keeps talking about something called "The Grind")
June 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Full Bastard (keeps talking about something called "The Grind")