🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
counterargument:
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
counterargument:
can somebody find me these lamps for crimbo or my birthday
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
can somebody find me these lamps for crimbo or my birthday
i do wonder what this little man thinks every day
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i do wonder what this little man thinks every day
my counteroffer is letting these fellas bounty hunt them
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
my counteroffer is letting these fellas bounty hunt them
big rock candy mountain is the railcar hobo version of cockaigne, the medieval peasant loafaround heaven where you get to just goof off
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
big rock candy mountain is the railcar hobo version of cockaigne, the medieval peasant loafaround heaven where you get to just goof off
the lasting consequence is that i have this drawing of the girlboss goblin which is funny to throw into a variety of discussions
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the lasting consequence is that i have this drawing of the girlboss goblin which is funny to throw into a variety of discussions
leaf on her way to the siege:
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
leaf on her way to the siege:
the power to drive men to madness:
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the power to drive men to madness:
its wild that he just keeps getting away with stuff
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
its wild that he just keeps getting away with stuff
one must imagine emolga is having a good time
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
one must imagine emolga is having a good time
its not like there's a shortage of real 70s mcdonald's photographs
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
its not like there's a shortage of real 70s mcdonald's photographs
now i need to go on a goblin adventure as a goblin wizard/hag's apprentice who dresses in a red version of this outfit
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
now i need to go on a goblin adventure as a goblin wizard/hag's apprentice who dresses in a red version of this outfit
...you know what, 14 year old sid scored a lot so fuck it lets go
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
...you know what, 14 year old sid scored a lot so fuck it lets go
genuinely more frustrating than Shahrazad, the card that is banned in every format for being annoying, posted with the current oracle rules in the alt text for clarity
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
genuinely more frustrating than Shahrazad, the card that is banned in every format for being annoying, posted with the current oracle rules in the alt text for clarity
i don't really play magic: the gathering these days but i still get unreasonably pissed off that high tide is legal in any format
banning that and some kind of law that makes Force of Will cost $20 a copy would be more or less my entire complaint about that otherwise entertainingly weird format
banning that and some kind of law that makes Force of Will cost $20 a copy would be more or less my entire complaint about that otherwise entertainingly weird format
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i don't really play magic: the gathering these days but i still get unreasonably pissed off that high tide is legal in any format
banning that and some kind of law that makes Force of Will cost $20 a copy would be more or less my entire complaint about that otherwise entertainingly weird format
banning that and some kind of law that makes Force of Will cost $20 a copy would be more or less my entire complaint about that otherwise entertainingly weird format
extremely Girlboss Goblin coded
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
extremely Girlboss Goblin coded
its the same phenomenon that leads to goblins with tails, such as the iconic diva known as the Girlboss Goblin
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
its the same phenomenon that leads to goblins with tails, such as the iconic diva known as the Girlboss Goblin
