They gentrified the tinfoil hat

“My life sucks.”
[friend stares awkwardly behind me]
“oh, it’s right behind me isn’t it.”

Same thing goes for standup comics

“Christ did not die for the good and beautiful. It is easy enough to die for the good and beautiful; the hard thing is to die for the miserable and corrupt.”

― Shūsaku Endō, Silence

i wrote about wout van aert, primož roglič and the tour de france as a site of poetic tragedy escapecollective.com/two-immolati...

marvel:

“just use chatgpt.” just use your brain. in your head

an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,

“Sir this is a Wendy’s” I shout pitifully as large men start beating my ass with shovels and lead pipes

"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."

im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)

now that im back from japan i’d like to share some of the countrys unique culture with you. japanese have a vehicle much like a car but equipped with only two wheels. it is powered by the ancient art of “foot energy” (or “ki”) and its name is untranslatable but refers to the transience of the world

a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn