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The city I live in has multiple municipal parks with taxpayer funded bike jumps. It's a golden age for kids ramping bikes off jumps.
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The city I live in has multiple municipal parks with taxpayer funded bike jumps. It's a golden age for kids ramping bikes off jumps.
disappointed to find out this isn't real 😕
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
disappointed to find out this isn't real 😕
This is exactly what I look like.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is exactly what I look like.
Have you considered writing comedy professionally?
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Have you considered writing comedy professionally?
C'mon, Ricky was there.
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
C'mon, Ricky was there.
Reposted by oly
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."