Joyeux Noëling Owen Meany 🎄
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
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80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
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*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
I asked if they had Armagnac. They said, "No." I sighed and accepted four samples of cognac.
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I asked if they had Armagnac. They said, "No." I sighed and accepted four samples of cognac.
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Getting shot by a modern gun would kill a Victorian child
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Getting shot by a modern gun would kill a Victorian child
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There are two basic reactions people have to ChatGPT
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There are two basic reactions people have to ChatGPT
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
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me, confidently typing in the search bar looking for roma tomatoes: romato
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
me, confidently typing in the search bar looking for roma tomatoes: romato
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Me: Did you cum?
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me: Did you cum?
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
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When I roll across my CalKing, Grab the remote, and roll back, I call it a California Sushi Roll bc I’m fast like a ninja
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I roll across my CalKing, Grab the remote, and roll back, I call it a California Sushi Roll bc I’m fast like a ninja
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Fiat Is Bringing This Tiny EV To The U.S. To Make Your Neighborhood Less Boring insideevs.com/news/781224/...
Fiat Is Bringing This Tiny EV To The U.S. To Make Your Neighborhood Less Boring
The cute Topolino is less than 100 inches long, so big SUV and truck drivers should check twice before changing lanes.
insideevs.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fiat Is Bringing This Tiny EV To The U.S. To Make Your Neighborhood Less Boring insideevs.com/news/781224/...
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Comfort AND joy, in this economy??
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Comfort AND joy, in this economy??
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
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Vote today, Albuquerque! Please make the effort, and don’t skip out this time!
Just want to reemphasize this. I know we don’t love Keller, but it’s really, really important to block Darren White from office. 
If you live in Albuquerque, please go vote for Keller in the runoff even if you didn't in the general (I didn't).
He's lacking in some important areas but his White supremacist opponent will cause much more harm. It matters a lot.
He's lacking in some important areas but his White supremacist opponent will cause much more harm. It matters a lot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Vote today, Albuquerque! Please make the effort, and don’t skip out this time!
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MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
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feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
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I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
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I need Bluesky staff to understand that a lot of users especially me would use this site 10x more if they’d finally give us the ability to turn off reposts from a specific user.
If your Following timeline is a drag because of reposts, you use the site less often. Simple as.
If your Following timeline is a drag because of reposts, you use the site less often. Simple as.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I need Bluesky staff to understand that a lot of users especially me would use this site 10x more if they’d finally give us the ability to turn off reposts from a specific user.
If your Following timeline is a drag because of reposts, you use the site less often. Simple as.
If your Following timeline is a drag because of reposts, you use the site less often. Simple as.
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I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
@jrobb773.bsky.social I have to send you this because I was hoping to find a TNCFU gif but this is the *only* one on here and I was too lazy to go elsewhere tonight. But, it's absolutely chilling. (Unless you're Iko Uwais)
a man and a woman are kissing each other . the man is wearing glasses and the woman is wearing a ring .
Alt: A man puts on his glasses to see the image of a very angry Joe Taslim come into focus.
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@jrobb773.bsky.social I have to send you this because I was hoping to find a TNCFU gif but this is the *only* one on here and I was too lazy to go elsewhere tonight. But, it's absolutely chilling. (Unless you're Iko Uwais)
@jrobb773.bsky.social Happy Birthday you delightful human(?)! I hope it's a great day, a wonderful year, and your emotions act reasonably!
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@jrobb773.bsky.social Happy Birthday you delightful human(?)! I hope it's a great day, a wonderful year, and your emotions act reasonably!
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freaks my nut out just how small Paris is, end up having these endless days here because everything is just 15 minutes away from everything else so you can keep adding more stuff, no slack at all from having to spend a stray half hour on the tube as you would in London, undignified little toy town
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
freaks my nut out just how small Paris is, end up having these endless days here because everything is just 15 minutes away from everything else so you can keep adding more stuff, no slack at all from having to spend a stray half hour on the tube as you would in London, undignified little toy town
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Yes, age is just a number but does it have to be that big?
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Yes, age is just a number but does it have to be that big?
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Picked up some Crys Knives on sale at target. Good stocking stuffer.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Picked up some Crys Knives on sale at target. Good stocking stuffer.
Anecdotal evidence: We rode a couple of the same buses on a Saturday and you know what we saw? A *ton* of French mothers with their young children! Definitive proof!
After about the tenth one, J said, "You know what French mothers do on Sunday? NOT take their fucking kids out, that's what."
On various buses today, we saw 10+ men out with their babies or toddlers, no mother in sight. France has gone woke!
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Anecdotal evidence: We rode a couple of the same buses on a Saturday and you know what we saw? A *ton* of French mothers with their young children! Definitive proof!
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I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
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Good Witch: I present you with some magical ruby slippers!
Dorothy: Oh wow, what do they do?
Good Witch: If you click the heels they will send you to Kansas.
Dorothy: ...What else you got?
Dorothy: Oh wow, what do they do?
Good Witch: If you click the heels they will send you to Kansas.
Dorothy: ...What else you got?
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good Witch: I present you with some magical ruby slippers!
Dorothy: Oh wow, what do they do?
Good Witch: If you click the heels they will send you to Kansas.
Dorothy: ...What else you got?
Dorothy: Oh wow, what do they do?
Good Witch: If you click the heels they will send you to Kansas.
Dorothy: ...What else you got?
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ME: I spent a summer in Paris studying French.
HER: Oh, cool, how did it go?
ME: No bueno...
HER: Oh, cool, how did it go?
ME: No bueno...
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ME: I spent a summer in Paris studying French.
HER: Oh, cool, how did it go?
ME: No bueno...
HER: Oh, cool, how did it go?
ME: No bueno...