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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
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After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
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i am teaching a puppy training course where they will learn to smoke cigarettes
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i am teaching a puppy training course where they will learn to smoke cigarettes
Are they burning documents at the White House tonight?
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Are they burning documents at the White House tonight?
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I will release the files if you vote for me.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I will release the files if you vote for me.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
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Yes, sadly it is real.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes, sadly it is real.
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
Shooting inside Maple Grove Benihana restaurant injures one
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Shooting inside Maple Grove Benihana restaurant injures one
There should be bowls of complimentary Advil everywhere I go
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There should be bowls of complimentary Advil everywhere I go
Jesus now I have to hear about Bill Clinton’s dick again
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jesus now I have to hear about Bill Clinton’s dick again
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This crime could have been an email.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This crime could have been an email.
I wonder what blowing Bubba could mean?
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wonder what blowing Bubba could mean?
In my dystopian universe a bakers dozen is eleven. Please forward $300K if you want to hear more.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In my dystopian universe a bakers dozen is eleven. Please forward $300K if you want to hear more.
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Whatever happened to resigning in disgrace?
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Whatever happened to resigning in disgrace?
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
Jeffrey Epstein bragged he told the Russian government how to deal with Trump
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jeffrey Epstein bragged he told the Russian government how to deal with Trump
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BREAKING: U.S. House approves bill to end government shutdown, sending it to Trump's desk
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
BREAKING: U.S. House approves bill to end government shutdown, sending it to Trump's desk
Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files
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Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are Mediaite
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Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are
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November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are Mediaite
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
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anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
I like this $10,000 bonus for air traffic controllers idea. Now extend that to the rest of us.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I like this $10,000 bonus for air traffic controllers idea. Now extend that to the rest of us.