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@mynamehear.bsky.social
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I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.
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If your greatness hinges on annexing other lands or invading nations for their natural resources, I have news for you.
You’re not great.
You’re not on your way to being great.
You’re a fucking parasite.
You’re not great.
You’re not on your way to being great.
You’re a fucking parasite.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If your greatness hinges on annexing other lands or invading nations for their natural resources, I have news for you.
You’re not great.
You’re not on your way to being great.
You’re a fucking parasite.
You’re not great.
You’re not on your way to being great.
You’re a fucking parasite.
Ever wonder what it would be like to live in a country sanctioned by the international community?
We're about to find out.
We're about to find out.
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Ever wonder what it would be like to live in a country sanctioned by the international community?
We're about to find out.
We're about to find out.
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While Trump and his pathocracy of greed diseased, christofasch trash sadists spend $$$ to commit war crimes-everyday Americans are struggling to make ends meet & millions just lost their healthcare
Also, Trump trafficked and raped little kids and his entire regime is covering for him…and many others
Also, Trump trafficked and raped little kids and his entire regime is covering for him…and many others
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
While Trump and his pathocracy of greed diseased, christofasch trash sadists spend $$$ to commit war crimes-everyday Americans are struggling to make ends meet & millions just lost their healthcare
Also, Trump trafficked and raped little kids and his entire regime is covering for him…and many others
Also, Trump trafficked and raped little kids and his entire regime is covering for him…and many others
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He has posted more than 100 times on Truth Social in the last 45 minutes.
He’s fine.
Everythings fine.
We’re not all going to die.
He’s fine.
Everythings fine.
We’re not all going to die.
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
He has posted more than 100 times on Truth Social in the last 45 minutes.
He’s fine.
Everythings fine.
We’re not all going to die.
He’s fine.
Everythings fine.
We’re not all going to die.
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It’s hard to believe a president would time an illegal military attack to distract the public’s attention, but today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production. Maybe it is just a coincidence.
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It’s hard to believe a president would time an illegal military attack to distract the public’s attention, but today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production. Maybe it is just a coincidence.
Imagine falling short of the standards expected of a peace prize handed out by FIFA
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Imagine falling short of the standards expected of a peace prize handed out by FIFA
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The President of the United States is a terrorist.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The President of the United States is a terrorist.
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
Death
Taxes
Republican president starts a war for oil
Taxes
Republican president starts a war for oil
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Death
Taxes
Republican president starts a war for oil
Taxes
Republican president starts a war for oil
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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He begged for a Nobel Peace Prize with tears in his eyes.
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
He begged for a Nobel Peace Prize with tears in his eyes.
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He’s 30 minutes late addressing the American people on his military action and is posting pictures of his hostage on Truth Social instead…
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
He’s 30 minutes late addressing the American people on his military action and is posting pictures of his hostage on Truth Social instead…
BREAKING: Mike Johnson concerned he may have to come in to work on Monday
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson concerned he may have to come in to work on Monday
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“Caleb has continued with the same grift. Excuse me, gift, grit. It has been a long day.”
Oopsies.
Oopsies.
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Caleb has continued with the same grift. Excuse me, gift, grit. It has been a long day.”
Oopsies.
Oopsies.
Kind of amazing that the world's richest man, the world's biggest loser, and the world's biggest piece of shit are all the same person.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kind of amazing that the world's richest man, the world's biggest loser, and the world's biggest piece of shit are all the same person.
BREAKING: Republicans announce plan to outlaw healthcare
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
BREAKING: Republicans announce plan to outlaw healthcare
If I've learned one thing in the last 10 years, it's that absolutely no one should give a single shit what Elon Musk thinks.
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If I've learned one thing in the last 10 years, it's that absolutely no one should give a single shit what Elon Musk thinks.
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I’d like to report a dead body.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’d like to report a dead body.
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
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People are having to decide whether to starve or medications they need to live and the regime is making big decisions about what fucking font to use. JFC save us…
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
People are having to decide whether to starve or medications they need to live and the regime is making big decisions about what fucking font to use. JFC save us…
America: MAGA could become less unpopular by supporting livable wages and affordable healthcare, respecting individual rights, and not terrorizing minority communities
MAGA:
MAGA:
a man in a suit and tie says nope don t like that
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says nope don t like that
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
America: MAGA could become less unpopular by supporting livable wages and affordable healthcare, respecting individual rights, and not terrorizing minority communities
MAGA:
MAGA:
Trump is an infirm, sundowning grifter owned by a collection of notorious criminals and it's not even a secret. If this were a functioning country we would have already ended this.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trump is an infirm, sundowning grifter owned by a collection of notorious criminals and it's not even a secret. If this were a functioning country we would have already ended this.
Republicans love socialism when it funnels money into the pockets of the wealthy. They only demonize socialism when it helps poor people.
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Republicans love socialism when it funnels money into the pockets of the wealthy. They only demonize socialism when it helps poor people.
MAGA are some of the whiniest people in history. It's their entire brand.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
MAGA are some of the whiniest people in history. It's their entire brand.