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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
Pinned
After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
Shooting inside Maple Grove Benihana restaurant injures one
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Shooting inside Maple Grove Benihana restaurant injures one
There should be bowls of complimentary Advil everywhere I go
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There should be bowls of complimentary Advil everywhere I go
Jesus now I have to hear about Bill Clinton’s dick again
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jesus now I have to hear about Bill Clinton’s dick again
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This crime could have been an email.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This crime could have been an email.
I wonder what blowing Bubba could mean?
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wonder what blowing Bubba could mean?
In my dystopian universe a bakers dozen is eleven. Please forward $300K if you want to hear more.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In my dystopian universe a bakers dozen is eleven. Please forward $300K if you want to hear more.
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Whatever happened to resigning in disgrace?
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Whatever happened to resigning in disgrace?
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
Jeffrey Epstein bragged he told the Russian government how to deal with Trump
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jeffrey Epstein bragged he told the Russian government how to deal with Trump
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BREAKING: U.S. House approves bill to end government shutdown, sending it to Trump's desk
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
BREAKING: U.S. House approves bill to end government shutdown, sending it to Trump's desk
Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files
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Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are Mediaite
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Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are
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November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump Insists Oval Office Gold Inlays Are ‘Not Home Depot’ — They Literally Are Mediaite
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
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anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
I like this $10,000 bonus for air traffic controllers idea. Now extend that to the rest of us.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I like this $10,000 bonus for air traffic controllers idea. Now extend that to the rest of us.
AARP needs to really lean into all the swinging at the 55+ communities.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
AARP needs to really lean into all the swinging at the 55+ communities.
My right ring finger is fatter than my left ring finger.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My right ring finger is fatter than my left ring finger.
As seen by my buddy at O’Hare
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As seen by my buddy at O’Hare
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