Joyeux Noëling Owen Meany 🎄
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
The text she gets when dinner was outstanding.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The text she gets when dinner was outstanding.
I had the dream again.
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I had the dream again.
@thenatidude.bsky.social [Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles voice] It's twue!
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@thenatidude.bsky.social [Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles voice] It's twue!
My new favorite restaurant. God, I love eating wagons.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My new favorite restaurant. God, I love eating wagons.
Paris doesn't stint on lights, that much is clear already.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Paris doesn't stint on lights, that much is clear already.
Today I learned that Christmas promotions are locked in far more than a year in advance. There's no reason a French store would tie themselves to the dying American brand as Printemps did with their NYC promotion.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today I learned that Christmas promotions are locked in far more than a year in advance. There's no reason a French store would tie themselves to the dying American brand as Printemps did with their NYC promotion.
Fuck me up, Galleries Lafayette Christmas display! Oh yeah, that's the stuff!
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fuck me up, Galleries Lafayette Christmas display! Oh yeah, that's the stuff!
It's less bleak, more romantic in person.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's less bleak, more romantic in person.
@finchinabq.bsky.social France is catering to your twisted lifestyle. An entire country of sickos.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@finchinabq.bsky.social France is catering to your twisted lifestyle. An entire country of sickos.
That reminds me, I really should call Noël.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That reminds me, I really should call Noël.
Now *this* is a food stall! This temporary restaurant at the Tuileries Christmas Market is bigger and nicer than most permanent ones in our neighborhood in DC. I can vouch for their vin chaud.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Now *this* is a food stall! This temporary restaurant at the Tuileries Christmas Market is bigger and nicer than most permanent ones in our neighborhood in DC. I can vouch for their vin chaud.
Yeah, the Christmas Pyramid was cool. You got me, Tuileries Christmas Market!
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yeah, the Christmas Pyramid was cool. You got me, Tuileries Christmas Market!
I *have* always wanted to die screaming in Paris. Well, at least since puberty.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I *have* always wanted to die screaming in Paris. Well, at least since puberty.
Ok, Marché de Noël des Tuileries, just fuck me up. 🎄
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ok, Marché de Noël des Tuileries, just fuck me up. 🎄
Damn, it's like the French *actually* want to discourage smoking. This is *by far* the least disgusting image I've seen on a tobacco product. They appear on both large sides and are impossible to peel off. Two small sides have text warnings. I had to cover the other side with black marker.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Damn, it's like the French *actually* want to discourage smoking. This is *by far* the least disgusting image I've seen on a tobacco product. They appear on both large sides and are impossible to peel off. Two small sides have text warnings. I had to cover the other side with black marker.
Hey, it's the bedroom in my ex-wife's house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, it's the bedroom in my ex-wife's house.
Time to solve the "NOM is not on a boat" problem.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Time to solve the "NOM is not on a boat" problem.
@thenatidude.bsky.social I went in and asked, but they were all out of you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@thenatidude.bsky.social I went in and asked, but they were all out of you.
Apparently @finchinabq.bsky.social has an idea.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Apparently @finchinabq.bsky.social has an idea.
Imagine how much that little asshole would love this. Nice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Imagine how much that little asshole would love this. Nice.
Not to mention FDR (one of my favorite memorials).
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not to mention FDR (one of my favorite memorials).
You know who else has Interactive Menus? That's right, your mom. They're interactive as hell.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You know who else has Interactive Menus? That's right, your mom. They're interactive as hell.
"450 families on the island and a bad measles outbreak? Man, I'll bet half of them got measles."
"WRONG! Every single family got measles. Measles went 450 for 450 on that island."
"WRONG! Every single family got measles. Measles went 450 for 450 on that island."
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"450 families on the island and a bad measles outbreak? Man, I'll bet half of them got measles."
"WRONG! Every single family got measles. Measles went 450 for 450 on that island."
"WRONG! Every single family got measles. Measles went 450 for 450 on that island."
Reading highlights from a small Maine newspaper's 150 year history. It's true what they say: Everything old is new again.
"Not ONE of them has escaped."
"Not ONE of them has escaped."
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reading highlights from a small Maine newspaper's 150 year history. It's true what they say: Everything old is new again.
"Not ONE of them has escaped."
"Not ONE of them has escaped."
New euphemism just dropped.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
New euphemism just dropped.