samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
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You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
Is there BreadSky?
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is there BreadSky?
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
down to foccacia ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
down to foccacia ❤️
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Five hours of sleep so I am bawling at this one
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Five hours of sleep so I am bawling at this one
They should make a pickle scented candle 💚
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They should make a pickle scented candle 💚
chronic pain blows chunks ❤️🩹
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
chronic pain blows chunks ❤️🩹
kinda pissed that I have to write more Tylenol jokes ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
kinda pissed that I have to write more Tylenol jokes ❤️
My dogs only love me for teeny bites of my foccacia ❤️
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My dogs only love me for teeny bites of my foccacia ❤️
I have one press on that is literally STUCK to my skin AND IT HURTS so if anyone has suggestions to get it off without cutting my finger off that would be great❤️
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have one press on that is literally STUCK to my skin AND IT HURTS so if anyone has suggestions to get it off without cutting my finger off that would be great❤️
How come all upstairs neighbors drop *so* many bowling balls? 💔
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How come all upstairs neighbors drop *so* many bowling balls? 💔
If you like pink enchiladas and getting caught in the rain 🎶
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you like pink enchiladas and getting caught in the rain 🎶
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My dad put my mum's glasses on the dog
October 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My dad put my mum's glasses on the dog
There is nothing funny about chonking
didn't get enough sleep last night and now i'm crying laughing over this
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There is nothing funny about chonking
foccacia round 2 underway, babes ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
foccacia round 2 underway, babes ❤️
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there is an old couple doing swing dancing on the ice rink and its so cute i think im gonna die 🥹
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
there is an old couple doing swing dancing on the ice rink and its so cute i think im gonna die 🥹
fish n chips smoothie ❤️
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
fish n chips smoothie ❤️
if ur constipated, go to Target or an Antique store and I promise ull be fine. ❤️
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
if ur constipated, go to Target or an Antique store and I promise ull be fine. ❤️
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Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
Have I made it yet?
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Have I made it yet?
Someone get Cici on a box of milk bones. A pup this cute deserves a brand deal. ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Someone get Cici on a box of milk bones. A pup this cute deserves a brand deal. ❤️