samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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Someone plz get this for me
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Someone plz get this for me
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Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
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SO CUTE:
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
SO CUTE:
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
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Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
Someone plz get this for me
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Someone plz get this for me
Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
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it was supposed to be glorious like the noon sun and instead all we get is one of those shitty blinking LEDs on hotel fire alarms that keeps you up at night
hope you're doing better today 🫂
hope you're doing better today 🫂
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
it was supposed to be glorious like the noon sun and instead all we get is one of those shitty blinking LEDs on hotel fire alarms that keeps you up at night
hope you're doing better today 🫂
hope you're doing better today 🫂
Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
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you’re probably using the wrong steak knife
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
you’re probably using the wrong steak knife
SO CUTE:
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
SO CUTE:
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
My iphone has started doing that thing where it’s just a useless brick ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My iphone has started doing that thing where it’s just a useless brick ❤️
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Z is such a fucked up letter tbh
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Z is such a fucked up letter tbh
There’s a man at the hospital yelling “IM PEEING IM PEEING” and I’m wondering if I should start saying that too ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
There’s a man at the hospital yelling “IM PEEING IM PEEING” and I’m wondering if I should start saying that too ❤️
I’m in a smelly hospital and bored AMA ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I’m in a smelly hospital and bored AMA ❤️
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Some words were never meant to be written down
I don't know how "zhuzh" as in "to jooj it up" should be spelled but it's not that
It's just a sound. Just give up. This should never survive in written records
I don't know how "zhuzh" as in "to jooj it up" should be spelled but it's not that
It's just a sound. Just give up. This should never survive in written records
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Some words were never meant to be written down
I don't know how "zhuzh" as in "to jooj it up" should be spelled but it's not that
It's just a sound. Just give up. This should never survive in written records
I don't know how "zhuzh" as in "to jooj it up" should be spelled but it's not that
It's just a sound. Just give up. This should never survive in written records
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go touch fiberglass
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
go touch fiberglass
they should make a candle that smells like the room temp jello that this hospital is trying to get me to eat.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 AM
they should make a candle that smells like the room temp jello that this hospital is trying to get me to eat.
tfti 💔
There are people doing BlueSky watch parties of #antiquesroadshow and I’m just now finding out about it?!?!?
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
tfti 💔
this promotion in my spam slaps. NGL ❤️
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
this promotion in my spam slaps. NGL ❤️
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I’ll relax right after I ruin everything ❤️
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’ll relax right after I ruin everything ❤️
I’ll relax right after I ruin everything ❤️
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’ll relax right after I ruin everything ❤️
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nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
if you tell me tomatoes are fruit one more time… I swtg ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
if you tell me tomatoes are fruit one more time… I swtg ❤️