samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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Dear weird company I applied to three years ago.
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dear weird company I applied to three years ago.
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
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✨home is where
the fart is ✨
the fart is ✨
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
✨home is where
the fart is ✨
the fart is ✨
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Might fuck around and roast garlic, puree it, and mix it with mayo
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Might fuck around and roast garlic, puree it, and mix it with mayo
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I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
It’s been a while since I’ve shared a loaf:
Pesto and on the vine cherry tomato foccacia!
Pesto and on the vine cherry tomato foccacia!
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s been a while since I’ve shared a loaf:
Pesto and on the vine cherry tomato foccacia!
Pesto and on the vine cherry tomato foccacia!
my god daughter won’t let us watch the Grinch because it’s “unpleasant to look at and not good” 💚
a close up of a grinch 's face with a very angry expression .
ALT: a close up of a grinch 's face with a very angry expression .
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December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
my god daughter won’t let us watch the Grinch because it’s “unpleasant to look at and not good” 💚
✨home is where
the fart is ✨
the fart is ✨
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
✨home is where
the fart is ✨
the fart is ✨
Dear weird company I applied to three years ago.
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dear weird company I applied to three years ago.
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
I do not need a rejection letter at this point.
Love, me ❤️
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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TAKE UP SPACE DIVA
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TAKE UP SPACE DIVA
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i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
Aw my foccacia has a butt crack ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Aw my foccacia has a butt crack ❤️
I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
how do I have 4.1k people who follow me. Theres something wrong with y’all ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
how do I have 4.1k people who follow me. Theres something wrong with y’all ❤️
If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
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life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
I refuse to participate in Spotify wrapped this year.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I refuse to participate in Spotify wrapped this year.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
When I wanna look like the lumpy stuffed animal that’s in the garage somewhere. ❤️
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When I wanna look like the lumpy stuffed animal that’s in the garage somewhere. ❤️
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this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream