samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
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It’s a foccacia loaf with sea salt and thyme bc this is all I know what to do with myself atm
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s a foccacia loaf with sea salt and thyme bc this is all I know what to do with myself atm
correct
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
correct
if the grippy sock fits…
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
if the grippy sock fits…
thanks I’m extremely talented ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
thanks I’m extremely talented ❤️
You know I did ❤️❤️❤️
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You know I did ❤️❤️❤️
Plz put in a good word for me with the bread heads. ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Plz put in a good word for me with the bread heads. ❤️
NO WAY
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
NO WAY
Thank you for the alt text!!!
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thank you for the alt text!!!
*fart noise*
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
*fart noise*
Oh dang
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh dang
both are fabulous
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
both are fabulous
they also love carrots 🥕
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they also love carrots 🥕
UGH ITS THE WORST
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
UGH ITS THE WORST