samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
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How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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TAKE UP SPACE DIVA
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TAKE UP SPACE DIVA
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i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I made meatballs if anyone wants one ❤️
Aw my foccacia has a butt crack ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Aw my foccacia has a butt crack ❤️
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If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I went with my friend to co-dependent anonymous bc she needed me ❤️
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
how do I have 4.1k people who follow me. Theres something wrong with y’all ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
how do I have 4.1k people who follow me. Theres something wrong with y’all ❤️
If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If they just took up crochet instead of ruining our lives it would all be FINE but f*ck crochet I guess. ❤️
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life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
I refuse to participate in Spotify wrapped this year.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I refuse to participate in Spotify wrapped this year.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
It’s none of ur DAMN business how much I listen to Barry Manalow.
When I wanna look like the lumpy stuffed animal that’s in the garage somewhere. ❤️
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When I wanna look like the lumpy stuffed animal that’s in the garage somewhere. ❤️
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this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
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Tomorrow should be
Why are you emailing me again Wednesday?!
Why are you emailing me again Wednesday?!
🖤 Black Friday: “THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tomorrow should be
Why are you emailing me again Wednesday?!
Why are you emailing me again Wednesday?!
🖤 Black Friday: “THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🖤 Black Friday: “THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
🤖 Cyber Monday: “we extended the BEST SALE OF THE YEAR!!!”
💨 regular Tuesday: “TAKE AN EXTRA 15 (!!!!) PERCENT OFF THE EXTENSION OF THE BEST SALE OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
I have a PhD in Microsoft paint 🎨 ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a PhD in Microsoft paint 🎨 ❤️
three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️