samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
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Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
down to foccacia ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
down to foccacia ❤️
Have I made it yet?
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Have I made it yet?
Someone get Cici on a box of milk bones. A pup this cute deserves a brand deal. ❤️
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Someone get Cici on a box of milk bones. A pup this cute deserves a brand deal. ❤️
Me dissociating ❤️
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me dissociating ❤️
aesthetic 💙
September 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
aesthetic 💙
post-anesthesia search I discovered ❤️
August 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
post-anesthesia search I discovered ❤️
idk could it?
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
idk could it?
Arancina the noodly had her first park adventure ❤️
August 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Arancina the noodly had her first park adventure ❤️
better on a cake ✨
July 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
better on a cake ✨
Introducing Arancina!!! 🧡
July 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Introducing Arancina!!! 🧡
the 1910s wants its candy back
July 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the 1910s wants its candy back
I’m sorry I’m not posting as many jokes right now. I’m mourning my best friend. 💔
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m sorry I’m not posting as many jokes right now. I’m mourning my best friend. 💔
Betty and Veronica are the OG trollops & they deserve ur respect sir ❤️
June 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Betty and Veronica are the OG trollops & they deserve ur respect sir ❤️
Poodly pie had a good day 2day
June 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Poodly pie had a good day 2day
I put it on a cake ❤️
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I put it on a cake ❤️
Ok but who agrees with me?
May 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ok but who agrees with me?
The prime rib under a heat lamp at ur friend’s bat mitzvah:
April 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The prime rib under a heat lamp at ur friend’s bat mitzvah:
He has bad veneers 💔
April 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He has bad veneers 💔
Shall I Master the Art of French Cooking before I KMS? 🤔
February 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Shall I Master the Art of French Cooking before I KMS? 🤔