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Pinned
My insurance company denied me the benefit of the doubt.
Remember when all the chicks online were real humans and the only ai we had to worry about was that snarky little shit SmarterChild
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Remember when all the chicks online were real humans and the only ai we had to worry about was that snarky little shit SmarterChild
Picking a tubular lock with bobby pins is a lot harder than they portray in the two minute YouTube tutorial.
October 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Picking a tubular lock with bobby pins is a lot harder than they portray in the two minute YouTube tutorial.
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let's just all be pen pals and mail each other shitposts
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
let's just all be pen pals and mail each other shitposts
Taylor Swift please stop putting out albums I’m only on 1989
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Taylor Swift please stop putting out albums I’m only on 1989
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Bring back slapping people with a dead fish
August 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bring back slapping people with a dead fish
I would kill for a Strawberry Passion Awareness right now
August 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would kill for a Strawberry Passion Awareness right now
RIP Charlie Chaplin you would have loved Michael Jordan’s 2010 facial hair
August 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
RIP Charlie Chaplin you would have loved Michael Jordan’s 2010 facial hair
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People don’t have stuff up the wazoo like they used to. or the ying yang
August 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
People don’t have stuff up the wazoo like they used to. or the ying yang
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It's just easier to keep things light.
We have enough serious stuff to contend with.
Like butthole-eating bacteria.
We have enough serious stuff to contend with.
Like butthole-eating bacteria.
August 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's just easier to keep things light.
We have enough serious stuff to contend with.
Like butthole-eating bacteria.
We have enough serious stuff to contend with.
Like butthole-eating bacteria.
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Scheduling my best skeets to post after I'm dead in the hope that they're better appreciated in memoriam.
August 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Scheduling my best skeets to post after I'm dead in the hope that they're better appreciated in memoriam.
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Tastee-Freeze Manager: "Mr. Mellencamp, please. I've asked you politely multiple times to please not do that in front of my establishment.
July 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tastee-Freeze Manager: "Mr. Mellencamp, please. I've asked you politely multiple times to please not do that in front of my establishment.
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Memento Maury: remember that you ARE the father
July 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Memento Maury: remember that you ARE the father
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Spent way too much time worrying if certain family members liked me and not enough time realizing that I never liked them anyway.
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Spent way too much time worrying if certain family members liked me and not enough time realizing that I never liked them anyway.
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the girl with the grover from sesame street tattoo
August 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the girl with the grover from sesame street tattoo
I just hope one day I finally believe in something as deeply as my dad believed it was his duty to save the world during the apex of his aluminum can crushing period of the 1990s
August 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just hope one day I finally believe in something as deeply as my dad believed it was his duty to save the world during the apex of his aluminum can crushing period of the 1990s
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Jfc. Turn off the news and go outside
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Jfc. Turn off the news and go outside
There’s more than corn in Indiana cause we got all these crazy armadillos now for whatever reason and they just walk around full of actual leprosy so yeah I’m tired of this shit luck
August 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There’s more than corn in Indiana cause we got all these crazy armadillos now for whatever reason and they just walk around full of actual leprosy so yeah I’m tired of this shit luck
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sometimes you have to post a joke or reply that probably won't land, but you just gotta get it out of your system. sometimes you just have to release your demons
August 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
sometimes you have to post a joke or reply that probably won't land, but you just gotta get it out of your system. sometimes you just have to release your demons
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Turn that frown upside down
Perform wildly unethical plastic surgery
Perform wildly unethical plastic surgery
August 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Turn that frown upside down
Perform wildly unethical plastic surgery
Perform wildly unethical plastic surgery
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met an Egyptian today. they don’t walk like that
May 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
met an Egyptian today. they don’t walk like that
Melting a quart of ice cream and eating it like soup
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Melting a quart of ice cream and eating it like soup
Did that guy even have a permit to open carry a sandwich or do the rules just not matter anymore
August 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Did that guy even have a permit to open carry a sandwich or do the rules just not matter anymore
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I never wash my fruit before I eat it and I refuse to use two-factor authentication, so yes you could say I’m a bit of a loose cannon.
December 15, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I never wash my fruit before I eat it and I refuse to use two-factor authentication, so yes you could say I’m a bit of a loose cannon.
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in hell they make you sign into your streaming accounts using your remote…over…and over again
August 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
in hell they make you sign into your streaming accounts using your remote…over…and over again
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Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.
June 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.