Fifteen minutes or don’t even bother showing up.

Hey, Nashies! How did your birthday turn out? I actually posted a congratulatory yearsterday but I deleted it because I realized it was a day late and I didn’t realize because I didn’t go to sleep for two days. Anyway, sorry haha! ✌🏼❤️

How do you do wedding dinner arrangements?

Give me a couple days to run a cost-benefit analysis and work out a basic architecture and a flow chart or two then we’ll circle back on say Thursday to go over the specifics with my developer. You just gotta come up with a name for the app and by Christmas you’re already in the next tax bracket.

We talking ginger or cheese?

I’m sick of this shit.

Oh!

That’s not at all how I first interpreted that information. Thanks for doing your part to clear things up, Cirilla.

Maybe I’ll do some deeper reading on all this.

Plenty of money for the son of a bitch to buy a Cadillac or two!

So uh yeah is that bad? It sounds kinda not good?

Where do you think all those gas clouds came from

It was a gouda idea at the time

This is the way

In my day we did this to each other voluntarily as a sporting activity in a show of camaraderie and we called it rochambeau

Sometimes they won’t seat you!

This takes me so far back. It’s like he illustrated in a dream.

Yeah. I’m about to do leftover pizza and YouTube videos of hot air balloon festivals we got this

The pomposity of verbosity