skovmand 🇪🇺
@nkhs.dk
Hi, I'm Niels. I live in Aarhus, Denmark
❤️💙💛🩷s:
Swimming, especially 800m, 1.500m 🏊
Web security 🧐
Functional programming and math 🧑💻
Science fiction 🌍
Life is weird and wonderful 👨🚀
❤️💙💛🩷s:
Swimming, especially 800m, 1.500m 🏊
Web security 🧐
Functional programming and math 🧑💻
Science fiction 🌍
Life is weird and wonderful 👨🚀
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When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
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Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
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bluesky went down on me twice this morning and it’s not even my birthday
April 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
bluesky went down on me twice this morning and it’s not even my birthday
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I used company resources to invent a time machine but Jerry (from accounting) used it to go back in time and slash my funding :(
April 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I used company resources to invent a time machine but Jerry (from accounting) used it to go back in time and slash my funding :(
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This meeting could have been a walk in the sunshine
April 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This meeting could have been a walk in the sunshine
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We've been busy.
Deno v2.3, coming soon.
Deno v2.3, coming soon.
April 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We've been busy.
Deno v2.3, coming soon.
Deno v2.3, coming soon.
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Skjelmose stuns Pogacar and Evenepoel with sprint to Amstel Gold Race win
Skjelmose stuns Pogacar and Evenepoel with sprint to Amstel Gold Race win
Denmark’s Mattias Skjelmose pipped the favourite Tadej Pogacar at the line while Mischa Bredewold topped an all-Dutch podium in the women’s race
www.theguardian.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Skjelmose stuns Pogacar and Evenepoel with sprint to Amstel Gold Race win
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Springtime is the best for when you want to stand beside a tulip tree and get honked at by a goose
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Springtime is the best for when you want to stand beside a tulip tree and get honked at by a goose
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Okay look why would they make a presentation that assumes the billionaire owner of the park would participate in every performance
April 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Okay look why would they make a presentation that assumes the billionaire owner of the park would participate in every performance
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If you'll excuse me I need to go stroll out into the evening and discover a world of wonder
April 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If you'll excuse me I need to go stroll out into the evening and discover a world of wonder
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Wonders of the world visible from space:
1. The Great Barrier Reef
2. Your Midlife Crisis
1. The Great Barrier Reef
2. Your Midlife Crisis
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wonders of the world visible from space:
1. The Great Barrier Reef
2. Your Midlife Crisis
1. The Great Barrier Reef
2. Your Midlife Crisis
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No, you can't have candy for breakfast. Don't be silly. Now be quiet and let me finish my peppermint mocha frappuccino.
February 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
No, you can't have candy for breakfast. Don't be silly. Now be quiet and let me finish my peppermint mocha frappuccino.
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It’s a beautiful day to sit in your garden listening to the sound of your neighbour’s motherfucking power tools.
April 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s a beautiful day to sit in your garden listening to the sound of your neighbour’s motherfucking power tools.
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if you trigger my misophonia i can’t hang out with you anymore
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if you trigger my misophonia i can’t hang out with you anymore
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pls do not ingest my posts if you are pregnant or nursing as it may cause your baby to become too cool
April 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
pls do not ingest my posts if you are pregnant or nursing as it may cause your baby to become too cool
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Them: why are you always so tense
Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space
Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space
April 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Them: why are you always so tense
Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space
Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space
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I welcome President Trump’s announcement to pause reciprocal tariffs. It’s an important step towards stabilizing the global economy.
Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.
Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.
April 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I welcome President Trump’s announcement to pause reciprocal tariffs. It’s an important step towards stabilizing the global economy.
Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.
Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.
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I don't know. Four episodes into Tariffs and the storyline starts to feel monotonous.
April 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don't know. Four episodes into Tariffs and the storyline starts to feel monotonous.
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