niteynite
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not too off-puttingly handsome
Wisdom is realizing that DEVO was the coolest band of the 70's
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Wisdom is realizing that DEVO was the coolest band of the 70's
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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Geopolitics is complicated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Geopolitics is complicated.
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hell yeah i’m a gamer
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hell yeah i’m a gamer
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I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.
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writing about stainless steel clad, cast iron, and carbon steel pans; pondering the impermanence of life vs. the indestructibility of a good alloy
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
writing about stainless steel clad, cast iron, and carbon steel pans; pondering the impermanence of life vs. the indestructibility of a good alloy
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everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
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Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
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i like when it’s cold out because it reveals who i always suspected was breathing out of their mouth
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i like when it’s cold out because it reveals who i always suspected was breathing out of their mouth
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We don't get to choose what people will remember about us after we die. Friends might recall a nice thing I did for them. Family might think of the times I made them smile. But if I could choose, I'd like to be remembered for all the really offensive things I've said to children.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We don't get to choose what people will remember about us after we die. Friends might recall a nice thing I did for them. Family might think of the times I made them smile. But if I could choose, I'd like to be remembered for all the really offensive things I've said to children.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
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me: she said she never managed to earn in prague as much as her east german grandmother's pension
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
me: she said she never managed to earn in prague as much as her east german grandmother's pension
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
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Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big
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Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology
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Mike Johnson is going to not hear about things you wouldn't believe
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Mike Johnson is going to not hear about things you wouldn't believe
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
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My text hand is strong
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My text hand is strong
My pimp hand is smelly
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My pimp hand is smelly