niteynite
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not too off-puttingly handsome
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you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
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I wanted to get into Taoism but I can't grow the damn wispy goatee
May 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I wanted to get into Taoism but I can't grow the damn wispy goatee
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Bridezilla vs. Mothra-in-law
August 7, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Bridezilla vs. Mothra-in-law
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these granny panties could use more pizazz
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
these granny panties could use more pizazz
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
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“Gumbo Weather Returns to Southwest Louisiana” is how our news people let us know it’s cold again
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“Gumbo Weather Returns to Southwest Louisiana” is how our news people let us know it’s cold again
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proud cautionary tale logging on
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
proud cautionary tale logging on
My wife says she wants, no, DESERVES to be reincarnated as an oblivious male. What does she mean by this?
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
My wife says she wants, no, DESERVES to be reincarnated as an oblivious male. What does she mean by this?
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I am a machine that turns coffee into avoiding work
September 3, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I am a machine that turns coffee into avoiding work
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I like my coffee like I like my women: confident, positive, sexy & supportive. I've never had coffee like that but i'm sure I would like it
December 23, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women: confident, positive, sexy & supportive. I've never had coffee like that but i'm sure I would like it
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sighing deeply and turning my alarms back on
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
sighing deeply and turning my alarms back on
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again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
The Chicago Pizza Place Honoring Pope Leo With His Own Menu Item - Tasting Table
Pope Leo was known to visit Aurelio's, a local pizzeria in Homewood, Illinois, near where he grew up. The chain is serving a "pope-erroni pizza" in his honor.
www.tastingtable.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
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they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
What kind of noise machine do you prefer. The kind that goes wheeeeeeeee or the kind that goes shooooooooooo?
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What kind of noise machine do you prefer. The kind that goes wheeeeeeeee or the kind that goes shooooooooooo?
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christmas music is pretty good if you want to know about the lore
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
christmas music is pretty good if you want to know about the lore
We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
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Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
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Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
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Decided I’m too pretty to suffer
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Decided I’m too pretty to suffer
Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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What radicalized me? Watching this as a kid.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What radicalized me? Watching this as a kid.
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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)