niteynite
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not too off-puttingly handsome
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Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
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i like when it’s cold out because it reveals who i always suspected was breathing out of their mouth
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i like when it’s cold out because it reveals who i always suspected was breathing out of their mouth
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We don't get to choose what people will remember about us after we die. Friends might recall a nice thing I did for them. Family might think of the times I made them smile. But if I could choose, I'd like to be remembered for all the really offensive things I've said to children.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We don't get to choose what people will remember about us after we die. Friends might recall a nice thing I did for them. Family might think of the times I made them smile. But if I could choose, I'd like to be remembered for all the really offensive things I've said to children.
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
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me: she said she never managed to earn in prague as much as her east german grandmother's pension
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
me: she said she never managed to earn in prague as much as her east german grandmother's pension
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during-
me: oh please don't start
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Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big
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Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology
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Well, now that it's finally been revealed that the president is a bad person, I'm confident that his supporters will melt away
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, now that it's finally been revealed that the president is a bad person, I'm confident that his supporters will melt away
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Mike Johnson is going to not hear about things you wouldn't believe
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Mike Johnson is going to not hear about things you wouldn't believe
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
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My text hand is strong
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My text hand is strong
My pimp hand is smelly
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My pimp hand is smelly
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I passed the bar exam easily but that’s because as an adult I know how to vet reliable shamans. Kim is built different I guess 🤷♂️
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I passed the bar exam easily but that’s because as an adult I know how to vet reliable shamans. Kim is built different I guess 🤷♂️
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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god opens a window after he closed the door. whoopty shit, open the fucking door back up, we're human, you made us, we go through fucking doors you dipshit
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
god opens a window after he closed the door. whoopty shit, open the fucking door back up, we're human, you made us, we go through fucking doors you dipshit
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I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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Not sure but big things are happening on Every Character Is A Hateful Asshole
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not sure but big things are happening on Every Character Is A Hateful Asshole
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Are they releasing Yelling & Strife all at once or week by week?
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Are they releasing Yelling & Strife all at once or week by week?